[littl3chocobo]

dude, i'm basically a carrot with legs at this point. i wouldn't know anything about that x'''D

[Merskelly Metalien]

<x'D Hahaha! Fair enough.
Although it's a bad idea to eat a carrot, especially with legs. xD I heard they can be quite pernicious renegades. >w> The first ones to start revolutions in the fridge. And attack boys in pajamas.

[littl3chocobo]

*scoffs then winks* those boys didn't get anything they didn't go after themselves. i'm not the one who pulled me out and set me on the nightside table

[Merskelly Metalien]

Damn!
Revenge of the Midnight Carrot.
/|D That'd be one crisp, raw, forked-up treat to witness.

[littl3chocobo]

you'd watch it happen? what a perv! what me and an adventurous lad do in the privacy of his room with a webcam going is our business alone!

[Merskelly Metalien]

>:T Awhhh, bums. I wanted an epic battle between mortal and vegetable. <x'D
Didn't realize it was THAT sort of adventure. >W>

[littl3chocobo]

lil' dude, look at this body. when you are as fine and starchy as i am it is ALWAYS that kind of adventure

[Merskelly Metalien]

...ah! *slaps forehead*
<8o I forgot how phallic carrots were! >x'D

[littl3chocobo]

not all of us, just the ones with high libidos

[Merskelly Metalien]

<X'D I have no idea if this thread needs an [M] now.
Dammit! We had to awaken the carrots! Lol.

[littl3chocobo]

it's not raised so i think we are in the clear!

[Merskelly Metalien]

.u. I was gonna post an inappropriate carrot,
but I actually accidently found something better instead!
<xD

[littl3chocobo]

it is glorious and shall haunt me in my dreams~

[Ava]

Whoever knew carrots could be so.......

[littl3chocobo]

haaaha! i have honestly never seen that gif before X''D i think you win the internet today!

[Ava]

There's actually a video of it too! :P

Carrot Peeling Contest