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Den · Posted 10-30-2019, 06:13 PM

Stabbsworth · Posted 10-30-2019, 06:14 PM

i do not remember purrchasing the desolate flame set in the faded colouration.

Kitalpha Hart · Posted 10-30-2019, 06:17 PM

Why no puns? Are you allergic to them?

Patrick P. · Posted 10-30-2019, 06:20 PM

Things happen.

Death by Mirrors · Posted 10-30-2019, 06:20 PM

@Biomecha: Upon first glance I read that as I hate this stupid humanity ^^

Biomecha · Posted 10-30-2019, 06:26 PM

It would be just as relatable.

Death by Mirrors · Posted 10-30-2019, 06:26 PM

Even more relatable on some days XD

littl3chocobo · Posted 10-30-2019, 07:47 PM

i feel very put out by your clear bigotry towards puns. i am offended and i want to see your manager

Patrick P. · Posted 10-30-2019, 09:34 PM

I am my own manager. Speak.

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 10-30-2019, 09:43 PM

Here's a joke:
<x} What did the gymnast do when he saw the contortionist walk into the spotlight?
…
…
...he FLIPPED OUT. <x'D
I'M!
NOT!
FUNNYYYYY!!

bluebird · Posted 10-31-2019, 03:15 PM

math memes because i'm petty

Death by Mirrors · Posted 10-31-2019, 04:11 PM

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. So they decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day.

Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel and decided to write an e-mail to his wife in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral and checked her e-mail, expecting condolences from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've Arrived!

I've just arrived and have checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

PS: Sure is hot down here.

Biomecha · Posted 10-31-2019, 10:13 PM

bluebird · Posted 10-31-2019, 11:40 PM

DreadedMartian · Posted 11-01-2019, 01:55 AM

Hoping someone will find this as funny as I did

Patrick P. · Posted 11-01-2019, 11:15 AM

So many jokes of varying quality! It's a veritable comedy mine.
Things are owed, clearly.

		#18	Stabbsworth Alien Cow
i do not remember purrchasing the desolate flame set in the faded colouration. percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here.
	Posted 10-30-2019, 06:14 PM

		#24	littl3chocobo isn't that funny
i feel very put out by your clear bigotry towards puns. i am offended and i want to see your manager come chat with me! http://trisphee.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5267
	Posted 10-30-2019, 07:47 PM

		#26	Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed
Here's a joke: <x} What did the gymnast do when he saw the contortionist walk into the spotlight? … … ...he FLIPPED OUT. <x'D I'M! NOT! FUNNYYYYY!! ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
	Posted 10-30-2019, 09:43 PM

bluebird ADICTED			#27
	math memes because i'm petty dec 14 S A U C Y 「art by mdom」 ✦✦✦ MORE ART blubirb by merskelly blessed naruto by mdom by mdom comm by Merskelly Metalien by Espy by glitch by mdom and glitch again!
		Posted 10-31-2019, 03:15 PM

		#30	bluebird ADICTED
dec 14 S A U C Y 「art by mdom」 ✦✦✦ MORE ART blubirb by merskelly blessed naruto by mdom by mdom comm by Merskelly Metalien by Espy by glitch by mdom and glitch again!
	Posted 10-31-2019, 11:40 PM

		#20	Patrick P. Crystal Keeper
Things happen.
	Posted 10-30-2019, 06:20 PM

Death by Mirrors Writer			#21
	@Biomecha: Upon first glance I read that as I hate this stupid humanity ^^
		Posted 10-30-2019, 06:20 PM

		#22	Biomecha Don't Go Into The Light
It would be just as relatable.
	Posted 10-30-2019, 06:26 PM

Patrick P. Crystal Keeper			#25
	I am my own manager. Speak.
		Posted 10-30-2019, 09:34 PM

		#28	Death by Mirrors Writer
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. So they decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel and decided to write an e-mail to his wife in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error. In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral and checked her e-mail, expecting condolences from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife From: Your Departed Husband Subject: I've Arrived! I've just arrived and have checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. PS: Sure is hot down here.
	Posted 10-31-2019, 04:11 PM

Biomecha Don't Go Into The Light		#29

	Posted 10-31-2019, 10:13 PM

DreadedMartian MWAHAHAHAHA!			#31
	Hoping someone will find this as funny as I did °•♤♡ My Bazaarium ♧◇•° “The Dreamer awakes The shadow goes by The tale I have told you, That tale is a lie. But listen to me, Bright maiden, proud youth The tale is a lie; What it tells is the truth.” ― Traditional folktale ending
		Posted 11-01-2019, 01:55 AM

		#32	Patrick P. Crystal Keeper
So many jokes of varying quality! It's a veritable comedy mine. Things are owed, clearly.
	Posted 11-01-2019, 11:15 AM

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