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mdom · Posted 06-08-2019, 12:38 PM

Between 3:57 and 3:58 am. In their timezone, of course. You're welcome.

How do I become a better singer?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 06-08-2019, 01:04 PM

Sing your words instead of talking every day! x} I'm sure no one would get annoyed or put off by such fervent practicing.

How can I get to Mongolia from my house?

Coda · Posted 06-08-2019, 01:37 PM

Start walking west, then swim across the Pacific Ocean.

How can I come up with good ideas for questions?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 06-08-2019, 01:47 PM

How else? x} Do questionable things. Like run down a railroad track, or chase a goose, or try taking a pineapple on a date.

How do I keep my cat from staring at me?

mdom · Posted 06-10-2019, 07:27 PM

Draw a line on the ground. It works with chickens, cats also start with C so... it'll totally work.

How many days can I go without taking a shower?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 06-11-2019, 12:57 AM

You can go 85 weeks without taking a shower. Has to be precisely 85, or you will succumb to the wrath of the wretched dumpster gods.

Where is the best place to buy a father's day gift? x}

Gogandantes · Posted 08-11-2019, 03:36 PM

the best place to buy a fathers day gift is from the dumpster lol.

Stabbsworth · Posted 08-13-2019, 12:58 PM

AAY's question has somehow vanished. I'm considering that an SCP.

How do I stop enjoying vanilla milkshakes?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 08-13-2019, 01:00 PM

Become lactose intolerant-! *tries not to sob* >~<;

Where should I do my laundry?

Stabbsworth · Posted 08-13-2019, 01:01 PM

In the dishwasher.

How can I magic up more vanilla milkshakes?

(Instructions unclear, ended up caffeinating myself to abominably ridiculous levels.)

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 08-13-2019, 01:02 PM

Go to Wendy's. Hold it hostage. Demand milkshakes. Enjoy them. Enjoy all of them!

How do I get my dog to understand that he can't howl whenever he wants?

Stabbsworth · Posted 08-13-2019, 01:05 PM

Agree to take him for a walk whenever he starts howling.

How do I bake a cake?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 08-13-2019, 01:09 PM

With the weeds and a coat. Fill the coat with weed. Put the batter into the coat. Light the coat on fire. Boom, cake is baked.

Where can I get a fake beard?

Stabbsworth · Posted 08-13-2019, 01:11 PM

From someone else's beard.

How do I start feeling again?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 08-13-2019, 01:13 PM

Touch fire and try to hold it.

I forgot how to write, what do I do?

Stabbsworth · Posted 08-13-2019, 01:14 PM

Write anyways.

What is the cost of 39,000 vanilla cakes?

		#18	Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed
Sing your words instead of talking every day! x} I'm sure no one would get annoyed or put off by such fervent practicing. How can I get to Mongolia from my house? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
	Posted 06-08-2019, 01:04 PM

Coda Developer			#19
	Start walking west, then swim across the Pacific Ocean. How can I come up with good ideas for questions? Mega Man: The Light of Will (Mega Man / Green Lantern crossover: In the lead-up to the events of Mega Man 2, Dr. Wily has discovered emotional light technology. How will his creations change how humankind thinks about artificial intelligence? Sadly abandoned. Sufficient Velocity x-post) Games by Coda (updated 11/24/2019 - New game: Jigsawmino) Art by Coda (updated 4/20/2020 - untitled original music)
		Posted 06-08-2019, 01:37 PM

		#20	Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed
How else? x} Do questionable things. Like run down a railroad track, or chase a goose, or try taking a pineapple on a date. How do I keep my cat from staring at me? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
	Posted 06-08-2019, 01:47 PM

		#22	Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed
You can go 85 weeks without taking a shower. Has to be precisely 85, or you will succumb to the wrath of the wretched dumpster gods. Where is the best place to buy a father's day gift? x} ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
	Posted 06-11-2019, 12:57 AM

		#24	Stabbsworth Alien Cow
AAY's question has somehow vanished. I'm considering that an SCP. How do I stop enjoying vanilla milkshakes? percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here.
	Posted 08-13-2019, 12:58 PM

mdom Jellosexual			#17
	Between 3:57 and 3:58 am. In their timezone, of course. You're welcome. How do I become a better singer?
		Posted 06-08-2019, 12:38 PM

mdom Jellosexual			#21
	Draw a line on the ground. It works with chickens, cats also start with C so... it'll totally work. How many days can I go without taking a shower?
		Posted 06-10-2019, 07:27 PM

Gogandantes Lazy			#23
	the best place to buy a fathers day gift is from the dumpster lol.
		Posted 08-11-2019, 03:36 PM

Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed			#25
	Become lactose intolerant-! tries not to sob >~<; Where should I do my laundry? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
		Posted 08-13-2019, 01:00 PM

		#26	Stabbsworth Alien Cow
In the dishwasher. How can I magic up more vanilla milkshakes? (Instructions unclear, ended up caffeinating myself to abominably ridiculous levels.) percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here.
	Posted 08-13-2019, 01:01 PM

Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed			#27
	Go to Wendy's. Hold it hostage. Demand milkshakes. Enjoy them. Enjoy all of them! How do I get my dog to understand that he can't howl whenever he wants? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
		Posted 08-13-2019, 01:02 PM

		#28	Stabbsworth Alien Cow
Agree to take him for a walk whenever he starts howling. How do I bake a cake? percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here.
	Posted 08-13-2019, 01:05 PM

Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed			#29
	With the weeds and a coat. Fill the coat with weed. Put the batter into the coat. Light the coat on fire. Boom, cake is baked. Where can I get a fake beard? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
		Posted 08-13-2019, 01:09 PM

		#30	Stabbsworth Alien Cow
From someone else's beard. How do I start feeling again? percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here.
	Posted 08-13-2019, 01:11 PM

Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed			#31
	Touch fire and try to hold it. I forgot how to write, what do I do? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
		Posted 08-13-2019, 01:13 PM

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		#32	Stabbsworth Alien Cow
Write anyways. What is the cost of 39,000 vanilla cakes? percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here.
	Posted 08-13-2019, 01:14 PM