[Stabbsworth]

The basic rule is to list a reason to not be a human. For example: Having to go to the bathroom.

First reason not to be a human: Eye contact is very uncomfortable.

[Claptrap]

Capitalism

[Stabbsworth]

Oh my god. Thread closed. You've literally won it.

Here's another reason not to be a human: We literally start wars with ourselves.

[Claptrap]

Well this was a fun game haha~

We're literally killing the planet

[Stabbsworth]

We have to devote our lives to working to survive.

[Claptrap]

Time is an illusion and as a result we are the only creatures that have the issue of running out of it

[Stabbsworth]

Oh, mood.

Executive dysfunction exists.

[Inspire]

The need of sleep.

[Stabbsworth]

Needing to evacuate the bladder and bowels.

[Inspire]

Stressing times and anger filled times.

[Stabbsworth]

Burning out on things you used to like.

[Inspire]

Yesssss, that is so true, all those phrases you go through growing up!!! At least you find yourself through them all though, that's the nice trade-off!!

Alright, I'm basing this off what I said in another thread, silicone and plastic surgery. Used for bad reasons though. I mean, if you do it for fun and you don't use it to betray or something, then you're fine.

[Stabbsworth]

The fact that I probably won't be able to get a hysterectomy just because some schmuck doctor thinks I should keep my uterus so that I can have a kid.

[Tohopekaliga]

...It's always mind boggling that doctors are like that.




Also, the distinct lack of superpowers is always a disappointment to me, personally.

[Coda]

Humans DO have superpowers relative to every other species we know of. We have super intelligence and super endurance.

On the other hand, we don't have super digestion...

[Witchchylde]

Total lack of lovely thick velvety fur.