[littl3chocobo]

granted but now you are of a mixed gender and cannot answer the gender portion of tests applications and surveys


i wish these game lurkers would post in other threads

[whitexsuicide]

Granted but they turn the other threads into game threads!

I wish for a new episode of Adventure time!

[littl3chocobo]

granted but it is going in a new direction and now has a solid well thought out plot and definite forward-going direction that does not deviate


i wish i had pink bubblegum

[whitexsuicide]

granted but it is flavorless.

I wish for chocolate cupcakes

[NeonSynth]

Granted but are mutated monstroucities and they eat you instead
I wish I had no wish

[whitexsuicide]

Granted but now you can not grant mine.

I wish to know how to make all of the 3d bead animals

[Honey]

Granted, but you don't have the materials.

I wish I was feeling better.

[shay_almost]

Granted but you also don't know who you are.

I wish I was in college.

[TaAshe]

Originally Posted by Serra Britt

Granted, but it's forty feet long and weighs two hundred pounds.

I wish my roommates were less lazy.

Granted, but they keep you up every night and day doing various activities that slowly drain all of your energy causing you to become lazy yourself.

I wish math was easy for me.

[NeonSynth]

It will be put only because you a re paralyzed everywhere and can not move anything at all so you can not even tell people the answers anyway shape or form

I wish people do not quote another persons wish that was not even on the same page

[Lioshika]

....
Granted, however they spam the page quoting on the same page(?)

I wish the battery on my iPod lasted better.

[Lestrade]

Granted, but you crack the screen.

I wish I didn't have any homework.

[Lioshika]

Granted, instead there will be a 100 question quiz each hour of class you have.

I wish for my textbooks to float magically beside me to class.

[Kira Bella]

Very well, wish granted. But you are now confined to a wheelchair, so carrying things on your lap would actually be more convenient.

I wish that it was Decemeber

[Rico]

Granted, but now they have replaced December on the calendar for Decemeber, so now there's no more Christmas/Holyday/whatever.

I wish I had a job right now, I'd be less bored all day.

[shay_almost]

Wish granted but its cleaning septic tanks.

I wish I had a Wii U.