[Espy]

well...they have expiration dates.

[Panda]

*shows ID* may I have a drink, please?

[mdom]

what's stopping you from eating them all!!!

[Panda]

Thanks mdom <3

[mdom]

You're welcome <333
pay me in Espy's chocolates
steal their stash

[Panda]

Still waiting for Espy XD

[Boris]

I had a hamburger last night.

[Tam I am]

Ewww. I had too much chocolate today. I was mashing Kinder Surprises so I could smuggle them to Den, and got it on my fingers. Licked it off. Ewwww.

[Den]

Originally Posted by Tam I am

Ewww. I had too much chocolate today. I was mashing Kinder Surprises so I could smuggle them to Den, and got it on my fingers. Licked it off. Ewwww.

XD *appreciates your efforts very much*

[Tam I am]

:) I squished two of them all up into the little yellow capsules. I know THAT isn't illegal.

Strangely, I saw one of the spoons like the US Kinder Surprise has on the ground. I wonder where that came from.

[Death by Mirrors]

I still can't believe the US really banned kinder surprise eggs. Like, big ass guns - okay. Chocolate with small toys in it? No way!

[Espy]

ID accepted, go ahead. Just don't... puke in the vents.

One of the strictest rules for the house parties of a particular social group of mine is as follows:

Q: I think I'm going to be sick...

A: That's not a question. However, we recommend the general steps of
(a) hydration and (b) not being a dumbass to prevent this from
occurring in the first place. Unfortunate mistakes, however, do
sometimes happen, and in that emergency case, we have the following
handy guidelines which you _must_ follow:
- Be sick in something flushable.
- Failing that, be sick in something with a working drain.
- Failing that, be sick outside.
- Failing that, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOT INTO A VENT.
- Failing that, not in my backpack comma dammit.
- Failing that, there will be severe repercussions.

We have a swanky hardwood floor!
Please don't destroy it.

[MissK]

Hey everyone, hows it going. hmmm *walks over to the hummus and pitas* >_<

[Boris]

Originally Posted by Death by Mirrors

I still can't believe the US really banned kinder surprise eggs. Like, big ass guns - okay. Chocolate with small toys in it? No way!

It's because we have the constitution that allows people to own guns. For the constitution to no longer allow people to bear arms, it must be voted or something. I can't remember how it works.

Originally Posted by Espy

ID accepted, go ahead. Just don't... puke in the vents.

One of the strictest rules for the house parties of a particular social group of mine is as follows:

Q: I think I'm going to be sick...

A: That's not a question. However, we recommend the general steps of
(a) hydration and (b) not being a dumbass to prevent this from
occurring in the first place. Unfortunate mistakes, however, do
sometimes happen, and in that emergency case, we have the following
handy guidelines which you _must_ follow:
- Be sick in something flushable.
- Failing that, be sick in something with a working drain.
- Failing that, be sick outside.
- Failing that, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOT INTO A VENT.
- Failing that, not in my backpack comma dammit.
- Failing that, there will be severe repercussions.

We have a swanky hardwood floor!
Please don't destroy it.

What if we were sick in your bed?

[Death by Mirrors]

...I wasn't even so much questioning US gun laws per se as to point out how ridiculous it is to ban chocolate ^^
(and yup, I know the problem here isn't so much the chocolate, but the fact it's a "non-nutritive object embedded in food" ...still ridiculous)

[Boris]

I think guns would be banned if it weren't for the constitution.