[Merskelly Metalien]

No. It's misbehaving again. So now I have to resort to using the touchscreen. B[
Which I hate using for anything other than doodling...
Speaking of which, anybody need an angry valentine? X}

[trystan830]

so put your keyboard in time-out!

tbh, that looks like my typing before i fix alll my typos. they're horrendous.

(it's why one of my most common reasons for editing posts is "proofread first, then post" XD

[Kaderin Triste]

Yes. All the angry Valentines!

[Death by Mirrors]

Originally Posted by Voidbarker

i vaguely wish there was a universal sign language, but that'd be difficult to implement.

...at least for obscene gestures.
Friend of mine once inadvertently pissed off a salesman at a bazar when she wanted to signal OK after haggling a bit, and he read the gesture as an insult.

[Kaderin Triste]

*screams in frustrated Ace/Aro*
Just had an obnoxious person (seriously, she's just obnoxious in general....but especially today) do the whole reading too much into friendship conversation with me today.
Her: "How's A?"
Me: "Good"
Her: "Good? That's good....are you two an item?"
Me: "No. Hell no."
Her: "It could still happen..."
Me: "Nope. Never gonna. Don't want it."
Her: "A's a good guy..."

I just knew yesterday went too well for Valentine's Hell to be over.

[Kitalpha Hart]

"Next time you shove your nose into my business I'm shitting on it"
Friggin allos and their needto shove two people together. Especially middle aged hetero women

[Kaderin Triste]

I am a strong, single, dragon mama, who don't need no significant other! *snap*

[Merskelly Metalien]

Originally Posted by Kaderin Triste

Yes. All the angry Valentines!

Here ya go. x]

[Kitalpha Hart]

I don't get what you're supposed to do with this "significant other"
Cats I know. Other animals have guides
These? I don't know! Do I put them in a jar? How often do they need to be fed? Will my cats try to eat them?

[Kaderin Triste]

Originally Posted by Merskelly Metalien

Here ya go. x]

Yay! Thank you!
Also, I may have exploded in laughter upon seeing that valentine.
XD

[Merskelly Metalien]

And another important question for asking,
/:\ Why do people think men like cologne and alcohol, and ladies like jewelry and flowers???

:[ What even IS a men? Or a ladies?? <x} And what the heck is it with Lingerie being used for sex?? Why not Lingerie for dudes? 8/ *shrug* Why not Lingerie, movie marathon, slumber party?

Originally Posted by Kaderin Triste

Yay! Thank you!
Also, I may have exploded in laughter upon seeing that valentine.
XD

x'D hahaha! You're welcome!

[Tam I am]

Reading all these comments has made me very thankful that no one tries pairing me up with my honorary brother anymore.

[Merskelly Metalien]

Ou@;????
I don't even think anyone's tried to pair me with MY brother...can't imagine the awkward level there. >~>;;;

[Kitalpha Hart]

ene that's a level of awkward I don't wanna experience

[Merskelly Metalien]

And now I present,
Things to do in Lingerie besides it's intended purpose.
Even though literally NO ONE asked for this. Xux;
(As I don't have any lingerie, I just used my nightgown/hand-me-down tank top. x})

Clean around your ears.

Be careful to preserve your hearing and use Q-Tips properly.

Butcher up the national anthem into a hairbrush for some reason.

AANNND THE ROCCCCKEEET'S REEEDD GLAAAAAAAAAAARE-!!!

THE BOMBS BURRRSTIIING IN AAAAIIIIIIIRRR-!!!

Sneak out of the bedroom and into the closet where you can scheme!

They'll never suspect...

Take part in a classic mexican standoff with finger guns.

Play a frustrating game of charades.

What am I pointing to??? It rhymes with "Lemporal Tobe"!

and of course, direct someone to the nearest exit.

This door is off limits, please, calmly and collectively make your way out the window.

[Derpy McBlueEyes]

Derpy waddles in. "Can I be at the swumber party too? Pwease?"