[Alpha]

*glances over shoulder and shoves some in random pockets* Expensive you say? Well now...

[Espy]

-rolls eyes and picks at a few notes on a fiddle-

All liquor's expensive, especially when you have...competition.

[Alpha]

Oh, aye it is...especially for a speakeasy.

[Fauxreal]

*saunters in, fringe dress swishing*

I heard this place was the cat's pajamas!? Anyone here ready to serve a dame some giggle water?!

[Alpha]

*glances at then looks around* Well dame, I don't seem to see any sort of serving around...maybe I can rummage something up.

[Fauxreal]

Swell. I think a Gin and Tonic sounds lovely!

[Alpha]

*knocks bottles around and pulls out some Gin, Tonic water, and a lime and starts to mix*

[Fauxreal]

Thanks handsome, I was wondering if you could let a lady know if there is fabulous entertainer around here? I've been told my singing is hotsy - totsy!

[Alpha]

Not that I'm aware of. Seems to be in a bit of disrepair....

[Fauxreal]

*looks around* Wow. I guess your right. *walks over to the piano to dust it*

[Alpha]

*pulls out a duster and some rags* Perhaps these would help...

[Fauxreal]

*saunters over to the pile of cleaning supplies* Sure!

State the obvious, why don't'cha?!

*feather dusts Alpha's nose*

[Espy]

Holy balls, sorry guys, the past few days have been hell. It feels like I haven't had a weekend for three fucking weeks. Mech E project...you'd think two mech e professor could schedule their shit so that everything's not clumped into two weeks, yeah?

Also, hey, I'm sensitive to dusts. Careful with that.

-grabs a rag and wipes down the piano-

[Fauxreal]

*skips over to Espy*
No troubles - bubbles! Chill out ~ We can whip this place into shape!

*feather dusts Espy's shoulder*

[Alpha]

Well, I have been called Sir Obvious from time to time.

Yeowch...that's gotta be rough Espy. *hands a cloning kit* Would this help any?

[Fauxreal]

Well that is the cat's pajamas! *stares at cloning kit*