[Fauxreal]

What would the avatar authorities say!?

[Alpha]

I know you weren't trying to. *hugs and kisses and cuddles* I love you sweetie.

And you know you aren't stealing her....*cracks knuckles* Do remember I will know many more ways to inflict pain after this summer. *grins evilly and begins to laugh*

[Tiva]

*sighs* They would say we deserve each other.....

[Fauxreal]

Are you taking a class on murderous rampages Alpha?!

[Espy]

....Time to really look into aikido lessons, eh.

[Tiva]

Espy, you are safe.... He knows I would leave him if he did it.

[Alpha]

No, just military training. Plus...let's see: 2 years of Southern Shaolin Kung-Fu, minor training in MCMAP (Marine Corps Martial Arts Program), as well as training in firearms and various weapons (swords mainly).

[Fauxreal]

Tiva, are those stockings you have on ~ the spiderweb ones, in the regular shops?

[Tiva]

No, Burning vigil over the violet transparents...

[Espy]

ASDFGHJKL -hurls self at Alpha's feet- GAH. TEACH ME.

[Fauxreal]

This thread is for movers and shakers.

Thanks Tiva, I'll take a look into that.

[Tiva]

Okay Faux, *doesn't have an extra anymore*
Espy.... he will teach his ways... for a price...

[Alpha]

Umm, Espy, I'm not so good at teaching. Most of the Kung-Fu I remember now is more of the stances and minor things, nothing so lengthy as any of the forms. As for the swords, hand and a half, minor with katana, and broadsword (nothing formal, just self-taught mainly).

[Espy]

I'm small and physically weak enough that most martial arts wouldn't do me any good. Might as well use my size to surprise others and turn their own strength against themselves. Most of what I know is also self-taught, but never having sparred before, I can't test anything.

[Alpha]

Yeah, I've sparred with practice weapons (matches, with swords and staves) and against trees. Otherwise, my practical experience is limited.

[Fauxreal]

I've practiced fencing... but not that well.