[Kitalpha Hart]

Yup
Confuses other customers when they go "talk to her it's her department" and she doesn't have the vest on
For even more fun, I'm by yarn because the local one has the sketchbooks nearby and I hear someone looking for an employee
"MOOOOOOOM SOMEONE NEEDS HELP IN YAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRN"
Once dad and I were picking mom up cuz car was in the shop at the time so only the SUV, I went in, found one of mom's coworkers and went "heyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey" until she turned around and snapped "what?!" at me. Then she got an oh shit face cuz hey this isn't Kitmom, and I'm not at all surprised and go "where's mom"
Turns out she and mom had been having fun and she thought I was mom cuz sometimes I sound a lot like her