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Shit there's an entire tumblr blog that can fill a CaH Deck on this shit.

Or i can just use some from my own sessions. We say some crazy shit.

Yesterday my Drow was bickering with our group how touching hot things isn't a smart Idea. The context was we found a red egg that was warm to the touch, and my Drow had picked it up, and was carrying it.

Our rouge thought it was a bad idea, but he's also got a bad habit of touching things that wind up getting him cursed.

My stupid Drow heard him mention:

"Just because it's hot and makes you feel warm doesn't mean you should take it.'

My dumb loser idiot Drow is crushing hard on our Clieric, a Yuan Ti Pureblood named Marlua. So naturally she replies to our rouge:

"Marlua's hot and makes me feel warm and I touch her all the time!"

That's just on instance.