[SparX]

Not wanting to get your beautiful dress dirty before the ball, you sic your flying dog on me. However he is not the one to kill me. Your napkin swan waddles over and slowly suffocates me while I bleed out from the dog attack. My last view is a wicked grin across your face and my finger bones being chewed on by your dog before your swan pecks my eyes out.

*apologies for going extreme, it's just what popped in my head XD*