[Den]

Dear Mom,

It's apparent to me that you really don't understand the full ramifications of what you suggested and pointed me to as a job lead. I know you mean well, but really? Recommending that I apply to work at one of the churches in town? When you know damn good and well that I'm a Polytheistic Pagan, and am likely the ONLY one in town?

I'm sorry, I can't do that. I refuse to put myself in a potentially hostile work environment, no matter how good the money may be.

-me.