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I love me some good coffee -- but it has to be GOOD coffee. Starbucks is the minimum acceptable coffee quality. Folgers is, if prepared correctly, better than one might expect (not fantastic, but acceptable). Cheap coffee like you get at most fast-food restaurants (and at some more expensive places) or poorly-prepared coffee (too much/too little coffee loaded into the machine, water too hot, allowed to steep too long/not long enough, kept hot instead of served immediately) are terrible.