[daikokunyo]

Oooh, Doctor Who. Maybe we can binge-watch during the party; it's gonna be of indefinite duration anyway.

'Pity' means you feel sorrow or compassion for my misfortunes- that high school is fucking me over, that I can't have a time-turner, that I've got IBS, that I can't sing, that I'm not married to Erika Linder.

The major agenda of the pity party consists of me feeling sorry for myself and you feeling sorry for me- or pretending to- while I pour out my tragic life story.

And you better wear that waterproof jacket because I'm gonna cry on everyone's shoulder.