[Salone]

Appalachia travels the world collecting snails and educating the less informed denizens that snails are in fact, mollusks. Some would mistakenly mistake them for cephalopods, which they are not, as Appalachia would be quick to point out their mistake. At night she dons her all black suit to vandalize and scare the world's heliciculturists in to giving up their barbaric practices, freeing the snails so that they may travel the world! Or at least, the yard. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.