[Ame Froide]

Dear My Amazing Boyfriend,
Just cause you put a 25 cent plastic rosary down your boxers. Does not mean you are going to hell.
I know your really religious and all. But if you were going to hell. It sure wouldn't be for that.
So what if you put jesus down your pants?
Maybe he liked it.
You dont know what team jesus plays for.
And now im going to hell for saying that.
But at least you'll be there!