[Espy]

I just happen to...do my research. Trust me, the only stuff I've actually had was a bit of whatever my parents had at home, and even that royally burned. ...But I could get used to Fat Tire; that one actually tastes alright.

...Time to find the vodka and orange juice. Uh. -pries open the fridge door to find a cascade of plastic bottles and bags of ice- ...Awkward.