[Kaderin Triste]

Dear ____,

Look, I understand that you're inquisitive by nature and overly protective of your friends, but honestly, I shouldn't have to tell you where I'm going and what I'm doing every minute of every day off I have.
I'm not going to be in town on one of my days off. That's all you need to know. Why should I have to tell you where I'm going and why I'm going there?
And while we're at it...when I'm in a relationship, no matter what kind or how long it lasts, you DO NOT need private information about anything that happens between the other person and myself. So while I understand your side, you really just need to back the fuck off. It's my life and I really don't need you to play "grand inquisitioner" here. Got it?
You are not my parent, you cannot ground me when I do something you don't like or approve of, so either be my friend and respect that, or get out of my life.

-K.Triste