Greetings and Salutations!
 

Well met, dear friends! I am Malkavious and Malkavious is I! What's a Malkavious you say?! An excellent question indeed! You may as well ask what a ham sandwich is! A ham sandwich and a Malkavious have much in common; why for one, both are purple!
Why are you looking at me like that? You're craving a purple ham sandwich now, aren't you? Well you can't have this one, it's mine!

All that aside, I come here to you to extend a warm greeting! Indeed warm greetings are much better than hot greetings this time of year! So hello! come here to join my lady love and soon to be wife Cheshiresneer... she can't get enough of the community, it would seem, which is good! She's a great judge of character... except in my case... bad call there! :p

Who likes balloon animals?!

Well then I think a warm welcome is in order!!!

I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay here just as much as the rest of us.

Just make sure to read the TOS and the Rules & Regulations...

If you've got any questions feel free to ask...

^^ -curls up on Mal's head-

I've been bugging him for the last two days to hop on here!

Hello hello hello and welcome to trisphee there you! Hows it going?

It goes... slowly at first, but it picks up speed and keeps going until there's a catastrophic failure in the drive train and it just careens out of control, crashing into a nearby tree! And then there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth!
But yeah... it definitely goes!

LoL what a way to go ~!

Welcome to the site :D If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask ~

Where do baby platypii come from? *nods* yes...

Uh uh
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---dang! Caught me unawares! *snaps fingers*
I'm afraid I can't answer every question u_u I am a failure as a welcome wagoner

I am the manry-est of men!

Nice to meet you hope you enjoy your stay with us.

welcome to trisphee you you enjoy your stay

Oooo ooo my turn. Hehe WELCOME! WELCOME! WELCOME! Enjoy yourself, and get dressed up in fancy clothes, and then chit chat with me. ^^

platypi lay eggs :P

Welcome to Trisphee!

I actually did not know that I thought they were mammals :0

Welcome to Trisphee! :D <3

And I didn't know that either. o:
BUT I did know that platypi are venomous. Which is odd, because they're so darn cute~