Take my candy!
 

I, too, collected candy as I posted, and I have all I need.

So, I want to give it to you.

But you gotta earn it first! Impress me, and you get some.


I currently have 160 candy and 1 jack-o'-loot to give away.


(Spoilers: Easiest way is to make me laugh. I don't click youtube links, usually.)

*Does the dance of the flying carrot*
"Hello, my Toho,
Hello, my Kali
Hello, my ragtime ga!"
Ta-da!

(Really have enough candy - just getting doubles for Halloween in March! What? It's like Christmas in July...essentially, I am getting doubles for people who missed the event)

You got new legs!

Haha, that cat. So bad, but so good.

*Continues doing dance in the background*
Everybody do the Trisphee Rag! Everybody do the Trisphee r-"
*Falls down a trap door accompanied by Wilhelm Screams*

*dusts hands off*

That's that.

Er, I mean...

>.> <.<

You saw nothing!

Always a good kind of humor. :D

Cards Against Humanity makes for much hilarity.

*Is being carried off in a corpse cart*
But I'm not dead! Wait! I'm getting better!
;~;
I just wanted to sing! Oh, we're the...

It's a card game that encourages you to make the most horrific statements you can manage.

I mean, I guess technically that's not what it does, it just presents you with phrases that have to be picked out, but, well. The phrases tend to be hilariously bad in whatever context they get used in.

Things like "The time I came home early, I found ____"
Cards in your hand to finish the statement:
1) President Clinton naked
2) The City of Atlantis
3) Fungal Spores
4) The meaning of life, the universe, and everything
5) Cake, which is not a lie

Goal is to make everyone crack up...and truth is people tent to have rather bad senses of humor.

Everyone knows which of those is most hilarious, of course.

It's Fungal Spores.

...

What?

Well, those are the most fun

So once upon a time an ex and I had a pretty bad split. She was moving out, so I made myself scarce while her dad helped her pack things up and move. I went out drinking that night.

Bad mistake.

I come home, open the door, flip the light switch. Nothing. Bulbs must be out. Oh well. Stumble in to the dining room, nothing. none of the lights are working. I paid the bill, so it's not that. Lights on the microwave are on. I pull out my flashlight and start looking around.

Bitch took all my light bulbs.

Every single bulb in the house. Including the one in fridge, and the oven, which I still have yet to replace the one in the oven because how do you even do that. However, she did forget the one on the porch. Went outside, tottered up a chair to retrieve it, and stuck it in my lamp. And for a night, I was the world's loneliest person with a single light bulb.

Hilarity aside, always be there to watch someone move out! Light bulbs are expensive.

I don't want candy, I just thought you could appreciate a funny story.

lol, I certainly can!

It's absurd, but also believable. Best kind of story.