"Hello again, everyone! It's a new month, and you know what that means! My newest shipment has arrived! Send your friends rolling in style as the Lord of Fools! Become part of the oceans themselves as Guardian of the Tides! As always, you can find the new items in Archaic Antiquities for 20 Runes each. They'll only be available until May 1st, so hurry and check them out!"