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Creative Cursing [M for obvious reasons]
Yarrr and avast, ye roach-swallowing legless worms of a rotten fungus! Here be a place to challenge one another with new curses. From the shakesperean "If only thy self were worth more than the flimsy nail I bite" to the ever-so-Eschaton "May Abaddon turn your piss pure fire," to the Howling "May all your bacon burn," come for laughs and to challenge your black slug of a tongue at a most base art. |
May your efforts be futile and your fruits taste of ash, ye who breaketh these RULES 1) Follow the standard rules of Trisphee. 2) Do not, I repeat, do not try to harass here. This is meant for pure fun. Game Rules: 3)Try to out-curse the poster above you. 4)Do not resort to simple cursing - embellish it with foreign words and descriptions. 5)Have fun. |
Thou damned souls who so lay here, they may feast only on the bones of the wolves of the End, as carrion-birds.
Black List |
The most memorable of swine shell feast on the gruel of the snail here. Memorable Curses
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And...Open.
Come at me, you planks of wood. Your sturdy legs shall fall to my ax, for you move like sap, so slow and easy to take. And I shall take you, and every one of you will be a footstool for me to rest on, worthy only of my stinky feet! |
False, that was "May Abaddon turn your piss pure fire."
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May you bury your children. Probably one of the most offensive, yet clean things I've heard. |
Aiigh. I have so many issues with that one, ahaha...
"May you fall prey to a hundred carrion crows." |
...comment removed due to being cliche but true...
"Your have spine of a worm." |
Heheh, it is a pretty nasty curse, I feel kind bad for knowing it...
"I would sell you to Satan for one corn chip." |
Yeah...I don't want to comment on that one...
"Let any child of mine suffer, so my brother's children be okay." |
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch hairs and your arms be too short to scratch.
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O.O spoopy....
May you commit such wrongs as to be shunned by all you care for. |
"I should like to write you the kind of words that burn the paper they are written on..." - Dorothy L. Sayers
Depending on the situation, it can be a curse... |
Thou art rotting fruit on the top of an ant hill!
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"May you rust on the scrap heap for all eternity"
Ha made that up but try to guess what show/movie I got some of the words from? |
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