Achievements in Real Life
 

Alright, this thread is for exactly what you think it is. I got bored and starting discussing this with a friend. We got into "what if real life had achievements?"

So, what do you think would be a good achievement for this situation? Please keep it fairly clean and no deaths please.

Flipped over a couch by sitting on the top...

Tripped up the stairs while going down them

Achievement Unlocked: High School Diploma

Achievement Unlocked: Bachelor's Degree

Achievement Unlocked: One Year Unemployed!

Won battle with Frying Pan!!!

Not dropping out of college.

Not losing the one scholarship that EVERYONE seems to lose by the end of sophomore year >_<

Okay.....I was thinking less serious and realistic, and more joking semi-impossible/comedic.

Won argument against stubborn boy...(Brian)

That's hilarious, and yet depressing. I'd really like a job when I graduate. ;A;

Drive to Mcdonalds between the Tornados

My current job is the longest I've got so I'm happy for that and my mom is happy for me about that, she bought me work shirts for Christmas ^_^

I've dealt with stress of my friend's life and now I got him to get me an apology gift to me

* Pulling a allnighter
* Pulling a 24-hour-timer
* Pulling a 48-hour-timer

After this, there can be explenation included such as

* Pulling a allnighter Role Playing
* Pulling a allnighter reading comics

and so on. =D

And for sake of old icon I remember (oh, Photobucket times xD) :

Achievement Unlocked: Getting a Vampire Boyfriend (Warning: this might be hazardous to your health... Not that you care :D )

I got a couple... kinda harsh//but nice.

Find the love of your life.
Get Dumped by the love of your life.
Win back the love of your life.
Marry the love of your life.
Divorce the love of your life.
Marry your Secretary.
Live a long life...


Wow this is someone's life story. Not mine, but someones.

This starts to sound like Sims. Especially the last one. -cough-

Can I get no comedic ones? So far the ideas are mostly good, but I was seriously thinking funny. *looks at Kali and Tiva's ideas*

Mine were supposed to be funny. /fail

It's more that they happen quite a bit and are more realistic. Seriously, look at Kali's.....winning a fight with a frying pan. Funnier when you consider she is female and throw in general stereotype of housewife....

hey, frying pans are vicious things. xD

Imagine being chased in a tree by a cat. XD Which, knowing my cat, I can somehow visualize. -has been chased on table by her-

Being tackled by a truck and winning...

Making Tiva cuppycakes!

Achievement Unlocked: Playing Chicken With a Train

... I hate that song x.x

Playing chicken with a train actually made me think of a scene from a movie. owo
Though now that I think about it, I don't know why'd they'd put a scene as dangerous as that in a movie... owo

Hopping both hips at the same time, done by Alpha five seconds ago.

achievment unlocked - used make-up to hide a pimple. (male achievement only)

I have finally got my first date in 3 years

Achievement Unlocked: Homemade Dinner for 2 (Also Know As: Making your own dinner from scatch and not burning it to smithereens)

Achievement Unlocked: Burning Water

Achievement unlocked: My face! [Forget to customize your characters face parts in an MMORPG]

Drive a wagon through a drive through. Status: completed

Make an entire recipe blindfolded. Status: completed

First day of classes without falling asleep...

Failed...

Screaming Roll Tide at the top of your lungs during the BCS Game.
Status: In-progress

Owning 50 pairs of shoes
Status: completed

Aunty has way too many shoes..

Slip and slide down a hill and make it look cool
Complete

Resist urge to sick frying pan wielding girlfriend on idiot who needs some sense beat into him
Status: In progress.....succeeding, but not for long

...Resist urge to dual wield frying pans on moron who needs about 12 frying pans worth of sense beat into him...

This is the time where I wish there were a like feature on here of some sort.....I totally agree Kali!!!!!

Same here plus dessert and a little one on one time XD

Hmmmmmmm Learning how to ride a horse.

Status: Complete

having the old spice man on a horse on your birthday cake
Complete

Status: Clean Start

Finished cleaning my whole apartment within 2 hours

COMPLETE

Living in ten houses or apartments.

Status : complete