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Hello!
Okay, so I'm new.
My friend made me join. >_<! (Yus you Batty!) I am from Gaia, no I'm not like the meanies in CB, GD, Or whichever forum you can think of full of jerks. So. . . . Hello. >_> |
I WILL WELCOME YOU FIRST. BECAUSE. I MADE YOU JOIN.
SO HULLO, BIG BOOBIE LADY. YOU BETTER STAY. AND KEEP ME COMPANY. AND LOVE ON ME WHENEVER I ASK OF IT. BECAUSSE... well. WHAT BATTY SAYS GOES. KTHX. <3 |
Lio is a person.
Hermes is a person. Let's fu- *hit by Batty* |
-throws glare in the direction of Sir Hermes-
You have no shame. None. Zip. ZERO. xDD; And you're suddenly VERY colorful. |
THEY CALL ME DJ LIGHTBRITE BISHEES!
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OHGAHD.
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*rave dances, foams at the mouth, strobe lights everywhere*
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-puts a few phoenix downs in pocket, knowing she's gonna need them-
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*jumps on Lio* Bein awfully quiet~ I should use your obvious paralysis to my advantage~
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Yus I am a person.
-Blinks.- I AWLAYS GIVE YOU LOVE BATTY! AND DON'T CALL ME BIG BOOBIE LADY!!!! -___- Or else everyone will know. |
-Screams.- DON'T BUTTSEX ME WITHOUT LUBE PLEASE
T____T Batty, is he tame? |
I never do THAT~ Exit only XD
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THATS MY NEW NICKNAME, FOR YOU.
... And you have what I lack. xD; Actually. Both you and Anna have what I lack. Why is it the big boobie ladies are attracted to me? I don't think I wanna die by hug induced suffocation, but then again... my sub conscious has a mind of its own. And nooooope. I could TRY to leash him, however... <.<; He might chew through the leash. |
o_o Batty!!!!
T____T He isn't gonna take advantage of me is he? I'm too. . . bookworm ish? to do that! |
Pft. Bookwormish? PUHLEASE. xDDD;
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Bookworm=GOOD XD
*mentally violates forever* |
-____- B-but if you give away that I have big boobs, I won't be able to have anything to entice people!
Leash? Sounds good. |
@Batty: I AM A BOOKWORM!!
@Hermes: T___T I can feel that violation. |
Good~ *humpa Batty soul* XD
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O____O Oh my, my virgin eyes.
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hermes;; -shivers- Oh bby! -le humps ear-
And, I should have mentioned earlier... books=sex to that man. -points at sight blinding raver- |
Yeah, uhm....sexiest feature of a person, to me: Their mind.
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Better not be sexing my books! If I find so much as a drop of jizz on them, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH MY SLIPPER!!!
I love books, they are sacred to me. |
Well, don't look at my mind.
I can't tell who won the super bowl. Which ever team is green with a G? Who cares, eff that! |
The packers? xDD; My sister was watching the game. I was rooting for the Steelers. BUT NOOOO. They had to let me down. JUST HAD TO.
Anyway. Books are the same for me. We all know this. In fact, I need to save money and replace a few of mine. ><; The spines were horribly damaged. |
I was rootin Steelers too...
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How would I know who won? You're lucky I know what football is.
I would smack a person over a book. Which I've almost done at thoes booksales I go to where it's like, a dollar for paper back pocket books. And the rest are discounted ridiculously low. It's crazy. I fight old ladies. And they fight back. XD |
GOOD GIRL! YOU FIGHT FOR THEM BOOKS! >D
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My mom doesn't see it that way.
But that's because she has to pay for it. I can buy $200 in books, but it'll be worth like, twice that, or more. |
AND MAKE SURE YOU INCAPACITATE THOSE OLD WOMEN!
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I can't do that, that'd be mean.
We just fight. No harm done though, cops around. Though the back of my heels get cut up by dumb blondes who think that bringing in babies with their strollers is smart. Seriously? Don't subject your kids to that craziness. |
Or other people's ankles to that pain!
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Thats as bad as discount sales at the mall. Those, I can't understand. But books? Oh yeah. I'd probably even kick a kitten or two for books.
And psht! Old ladies are evil. I avoid them at all costs. They've had decades to sit and plot our demise. I don't trust them. |
Hm, I did on one by accident. She cut infront of me and I stepped on her. She didn't know it was me.
You know, in all that crowd it makes me kind of wanna grab someone. . . Like the Japanese crowd issues with bukake. |
Batty, I don't trust you.
Now I won't sleep near you, you'll try to cut my boobs off or something crazy like that. -Scoots away.- |
I'm already sharpening mah blades~
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O_______________O; YOU CALLING ME OLD?! Or...do you just not trust me around the bookies? -salivates at the thought-
Hermes;;... are those for me? xDD; |
Hermes DON'T YOU DARE!
No Batty, I'm calling you nutty. |
Oh, okay. Nutty I can handle. I know this. Total head case, right here. :3
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Yus, please let me keep my boobies. XD
I need them to entice my beau. Well, not quite my beau yet. My boy-toy. Teehee. |
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