Cactus Reunited!
 

I was a cactus too, but I wanted a
new avatar with the new egg items!

Thst's it...I think I need to become a cactus now. .

A mime cactus?

Just a friendly, smiling cactus! Don't wanna scare the Derpster!
(It was the easiest item for getting a face on the cactus.)

Hahaha yes yes indeed :D

who in their right minds would dress up as a cactus?

If I ever find someone in their right mind, I'll let you know!
XD

yanno' what? you got a point there x'''D

Hmmmmmmm, I didn't know cactus has a brain!

mind and brain are not the same, hahahahahaha

How do you think then o.O?

with my butt. i'm a politician at heart

I need you to turn around!

....what's in it for me i i do?

Panda will slap your bum

shoot, i can get that without a turn around XD

I'll join in the cactus party... er.... soon >w>

Okay I'm a cactus now

:c *raises hand* Are people from the Southwest allowed in this cactus place??

All are welcome!!

If only they know I'm the cactus slayer,
I am here to chop you guys up!

D: NOOO

my cat shall protect me!

I ate a cat already...I'm ready to eat another one.

CAT EATING IS FORBIDDEN D:

oh my what have i walked into? spanking bums and eating cats? is this the anarchy?

:/ I wouldn't eat a cat.
They probably taste really bitter, and sharp and passive aggressive. <x'D

I wouldn't eat cactus either.
/:] Though it IS edible, and people have been makin' soups outta them for hundreds of years.
Atun fruit is okay tho. :/ I mean, prickly pear. <x]

I thought cactuses were where tequila comes from?

I think you are thinking of the other plant XD haha

Agave tequilana


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Oh are we shooting cactuses?

Idk if the mafia wants to shoot plants but uuhhh sure why not >D

I have eaten a cactus once. It was delicious.

;________; you are a bunch of monsters. i'm telling on you!

:] Can I tell on myself??

I only slay cactus, I don't eat them!

^^^ SO WHAT IS THAT???!?!?!?! HHHHMMM?!?!?!?!

One is pretending I ate it, and one is real life XD
I don't eat cactus in real life or cat XD

you have two mouths and both are liars >O CONFESS! YOU ARE A CACTUS EATER!! -flais- help! help!

HAHAHAHA I will not tell you the truth!

-begins to weep- when i have bites on my behind i'll know who beaked me!

Ohhh loookie!!! I found some baby cactus hmmmm