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An Underground Cavern
Welcome to my cave. I don’t get many visitors besides the occasional woodland critter. Take a seat; there are plenty of pillows. It’s too dark to go back out tonight, especially with the moon hiding. |
Thank you. Nice cave you got there.
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*glows brightly but also a little bot ominously*
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Just one question, how do you use a toilet
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via shenanigans.
nests in the pillows. |
I'm not saying I'm obsessed with toilets and stuff, but if you're in a cave, you gotta go outside or else the smell...
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the implications of that, mdom. they're not good implications. /j
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Quote:
2) If it's closed, open it. 3) Check if toilet seat is up. 4) If it's up, pull it down. 5) Check if there's still toilet paper. 6) If not, go find toilet paper. 7) Open your pants and slide them down. 8) Slide down your underpants. 9) Sit on toilet. 10) Pee. 11) Stand up. 12) Clean yourself with toilet paper. 13) Flush toilet. 14) Pull up underpants. 15) Pull up and close pants. 16) Wash hands. |
Thank you for all the details
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17) Congratulate yourself on your newly acquired skill.
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There IS the underground stream :|
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Oh now that makes more sense |D
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underground stream, underground stream
does it lead to underground cream? |
Er... probably leads to an underground reservoir. It gets too narrow after a point for me to check.
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*wanders in* o o There is plenty of obsidian in here to make a decent weapon.
Ooooh, pillows. Thank you!~ ^ ^ How quaint! |
send a mouse in there, then. or polymorph. whatever works.
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From what I can tell, it’s completely submerged for lengths at time. Wouldn’t want to send in something that requires air.
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o o It appears then that I might need to have gills, or be dead...or both! <x}
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i could theoretically clip into that.
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*sends a tiny remote controlled submarine toy with a camera down the stream*
It's okay, guys. We will solve this mystery. |
oh good, now i get to procrastinate.
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why are we sending toys down the potty disposal tube?
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Same reason the chicken crossed the.. what, no
we want to know what's in there |
XD good, because the chicken joke is too morbid
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i'm just here for the comfy shenanigans.
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Chickens unfortunately would drown down the stream
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I mean, it’s running water, useful for filtering into drinking water, doing your laundry in, doing your... other business in, etc.
Lots of pillows around, Void. And lanterns. And books. Wifi actually works here, too; I set up a generator and the other necessities outside the cave and pulled a few cables down. |
this sounds heckin' ancap. i approve!
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Ehh. Personally I lean a bit further left, economically, than ancap, but.
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totally fair!
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Is there room enough for a big throw blanket? :}
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Yeah. Make sure you don’t accidentally put it over a sharp rock or crystal, though.
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if it's thick enough it might help
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can we sleep over the crystals like a nail bed??
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doots softly in the background.
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I, uh, yes? Not sure why you’d want to, though.
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<n< Can we write an apology letter to robot-kind while we're at it? Not sure what it'll accomplish but...humans can be real a-holes.
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Hah. Yes.
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i am going to become a robot one day.
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-n- *ahems*
... ...Dear...Mechanicalkind… -u- There we go, :d |
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