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Come Get a Neat Thing
I have been practicing making things with the crystal, more than lanterns. I can say with 98% certainty that I can make anything now. I am willing to make a neat thing for you once per festival day, as long as you provide me with one (1) funny/terrible/etc. joke, jape, or quip. If you send a pun you will be permanently disqualified, blocked, and liquefied.
And no, you cannot choose what the thing is. Just believe it'll be neat. Thank you for your participation! :D |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. |
>:/
I guess. |
i was going to post a meme about candles, but like
i went to look for one and there were a lot of weenies |
*stunned at pun portion of rules*
Are humorous images allowed? |
Quote:
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Images are allowed, but they must be Very Good.
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Ok, here's a joke both funny and terrible at the same time:
A frog telephones the psychic hotline. The fortune teller tells him "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled! "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No", says the fortune teller. "In her biology class." |
are we allowed to send videos, patrick.
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Videos are many many pictures, I'd say they're fair game.
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Wonderful work, Death.
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I love you for forbidding puns.
also I googled crystal jokes and all I'm getting is either Billy Crystal or crystal meth. Why are you failing me, google |
That made me feel things in my happy so I'll count that as your joke for today, mdom.
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Thank you. I was actually tempted to send a pun, but at the same time I do respect not everyone enjoys them.
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i do not remember purrchasing the desolate flame set in the faded colouration.
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Why no puns? Are you allergic to them?
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Things happen.
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@Biomecha: Upon first glance I read that as I hate this stupid humanity ^^
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It would be just as relatable.
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Even more relatable on some days XD
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i feel very put out by your clear bigotry towards puns. i am offended and i want to see your manager
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I am my own manager. Speak.
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Here's a joke:
<x} What did the gymnast do when he saw the contortionist walk into the spotlight? … … ...he FLIPPED OUT. <x'D I'M! NOT! FUNNYYYYY!! |
math memes because i'm petty
http://i.imgur.com/ZSL7MxN.jpg |
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. So they decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day.
Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel and decided to write an e-mail to his wife in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error. In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral and checked her e-mail, expecting condolences from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife From: Your Departed Husband Subject: I've Arrived! I've just arrived and have checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. PS: Sure is hot down here. |
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So many jokes of varying quality! It's a veritable comedy mine.
Things are owed, clearly. |
Does no one want things? There's so much crystal to use up. :(
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Sometimes I can BEARly contain my excitement for events.
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things like the chicken joke for example. if void asks why the chicken crossed the road and answers with 'to get to the other side' it's cool and everyone's happy but if i causally mention that the chicken crossing the road is a joke about suicide then somehow it's a bad thing and i get liquefied. both have their place but by virtue of being a pun somehow only one is a transgression
also i don't like how you wear your uniform. i'm calling your manager's manager |
Oh? we can double-dip? :3c
rip kitty |
this is like r/publicfreakout but in the forums. i love it XD
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My guru told me that the way
to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake! I feel better already!" |
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