Crystalline Nox Quote Collection
 

as usual, there needs to be a massive quote collection for all these quotes.

this thread was to be expected, as it is usually inevitable.

rules:
1. have fun.
2. collect more lanterns.
3. obey the TOS.

QUOTE #1: You got 10 tea lights for posting.

"It is not recommended to cook dinner with tea lights, even 9 of them."

i can imagine. food'll still be frozen on the inside like a microwaved hotpocket.

9 tea lights! Now we won't go cold tonight.

Thanks for beating me to posting this. lol

;)

i can and will snipe the quote thread. ehehheheheeh.

I'm not even mad. :)

Time to set the mood: 8 tea lights!

It is not recommended to cook dinner with tea lights, even 6 of them.

"The only thing worse than a tea light... is 10 tea lights..."

10 tea lights are a tealight to have

She ???? your ???? with 2 ?? tea lights, and ??? ???? ????. Oh my!

The light shining through the everpresent crystals leads you to [number] flickering tea lights.

You just ran into a fox carrying tealights. He gave you [number].

[number] homemade paper tea lights... It's a drawing

Don't forget your daily dose of [number] tea lights.

lmao DbM

"Wandering through the abandoned mansion, you hear a door creak. What was that? You thought you were alone! Listen, just there...! It's... it's 5 tea lights!"

"You found 8 tea lights. Time to summon that demon!"

"7 tea lights. Now in ocean breeze flavor!"

Ocean breeze flavor???????????? Pffffftftftftfyftt

Edit: guess who just got mango flavor X'D

It is no small wonder that the wild tea light has survived in nature for the millions of years it has existed. Here, we see a group of [number] passing the night by flickering, always on guard against predators and yet helpless should one come upon them.

A swarm of squiggly wiggly insects bursts out of the ground and lovingly places 6 tea lights on your feet.

ETA: You've struck tea lights! Wait, no. Just gold... Oh! You can buy tea lights with gold! 5 purchased!

Found 6 tea lights under a dog. Woof.

You get 9 tea lights yeeted at you.

Lavender flavor
Why they're flavored and not scented tho...

[number] tea lights, but they're not lit. Cold.

Don't forget your daily dose of [number] tea lights.

Spooky scary skeletons, throwing tea lights on your grave. 8 of them!

praise calcium

Ouch, you stepped on 7 tea lights! Who left these here!?

Is it worse than stepping on a lego? D:

Well, if they're lit and have been burning, you now have hot wax on the bottom of your foot that ya gotta remove
So, maybe?

Yeah hot wax + fire is likely worse XD

"There are 4 tea lights just sitting here next to you. Guess they're yours now."

"You've found Den's yarn stash! Wait why are 4 tealights in here?!"

unaddressed tealight obsession

You just ran into a fox carrying tealights. He gave you 2.

Huh. Thanks, I guess.

It is not recommended to eat tea lights for dinner. Even 9 of them.

boy howdy.

Yeah, the foxes work in underground factories to produce them. We wanted to only use local organic tea lights.

"It is no small wonder that the wild tea light has survived in nature for the millions of years it has existed. Here, we see a group of 6 passing the night by flickering, always on guard against predators and yet helpless should one come upon them."

LOL!

and edited to add this one i got from posting:

"But if you didn't buy them, and I didn't buy them, where did these 4 tea lights come from!?"

She ???? your ???? with 6 ?? tea lights, and ??? ???? ????. Oh my!

o-o?
She broke your foot with 6 sad tea lights and has dark books. Oh my! XD

<:)

''10 tea lights, oh, that's hot.''

eta:"You've startled a Witch! But they're a Good Witch, and give you 6 tea lights after you apologize!"

ee. how do people know my address.

my bed does not have any space under it.

You be nice to my fox army. >>

9 tea lights. Now in candy flavor!

"Oh! 10 tea lights. These will go perfectly with your severed head... I mean, what?"

edited to add~
"What do you get if you cross string beans with wax beans? Harvested 10 tea light plants."

"Found 6 tea lights in the mail?"

what a tealightful present

Don't worry Ari, the foxes got better working conditions than half of Tris' userbase.

"There are two people here arguing over coding... They're not paying attention, so you snag 10 tea lights."

who the hell leaves these candle things in a fucking mansion. that's a fucking fire hazard and violates god-knows how many OSHA conditions!

this is so not what i thought this thread was about XD

What did you think the thread was about?

"7 tea lights. Now in snail flavor!"