[M] My Crystal Is Bigger Than Yours
 

Yes it is.

And shiny. Seriously. So shiny. My precious!

you'll have to show me or i won't be able to believe you

I can do that, but you have to follow me to a secluded room.

i'm a secluded field, does that count?

Only if you tell me more about these levitating blocks.

i haven't been taking my vitamins.

And this, dear kids, proves why health care is important.

heck, there are kids around?? maybe you should show me your crystal later. i don't want to get in trouble

Deal. Meanwhile, what you're up to this festive season? Any plans to erect a corn maze on your abdomen?

hey, hey. don't assume my gender. it's none of your business if i grow corn or not >/ (but yeah i was trying. it keeps coming up patchy though)

Sorry, didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. All fields are welcome here. No matter if corn, wheat, or anything else.

thankyou for being respectful of my cereal<3

No biggie. I've always been a cereal killer. Eh, lover. I meant lover.

=3= hrrrm... something about that reply seems off.....

Nope, not at all. Just sweet, innocent hospitality.

oh boy, here comes king fucken sombra.

I googled him and... he's a pony?

waaaah, someone save me from obligations!

Which particular obligation are you trying to escape?

o.o *floats in* Yo.

Yo...gurt?

:] Ah, Chobani!

wanders through here

I need proof of such humoungous crystals

large crystals? large crystals.

i have seen many things.

:/ Do these crystals eat regular moisture, or do they grow on lost hopes and dreams?

attempts to eat a crystal.

;-; *stares at crystals with such pain*...it's-I'm not-I'm not sure it's working. <:/ *shrug*

becomes a crystal in the distance

If you're a crystal, :] does this mean I can bury you in Mesoamerica?

becomes un-crystal in the distance
takes over minnesota

:D Hey. Cool! Mind the great lakes up there. I heard they've got monsters.

*allows Void to keep Minnesota for now and goes to invade Finland instead*

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN BRUH >:V

Well...

https://i.imgur.com/F7UOMB3.jpg

:D The easter bunny told me that Christmas isn't real,~
but Santa Claus is apparently Death. <x'D

Are those places from books or movies?

finland? finland.
findland.

I guess you can findland, if you searchalot.

greenland time.