Birb Birf Box Fort
 

It's a fort. Made of boxes. With pillows and blankies on the inside.

There's a massive widescreen TV set up on one side; a CRT (not the CRT) set up in another nook for videogames. I guess we can also have a LAN party. Snacks are over... there, somewhere. Drink stockpile's nearby.

For the love of fuck, distract me from this stupid resume I'm editing.

Ew, gross.

i'm not bound to your human social constructs keeps on picking

...Digging for gold?

nah, digging for attention swaps paws and picks more

*casting on for dollmaking*

*enters Panda crawling*

*knits and knits and pauses to explain the dolls, and knits some more*

Oh man what if we covered *the entire fort* in fabric

Cover the entire fort in colorful knitting and crochet! Would look awesome.

nests in the fabric like a borb.

*throws a crochet bird into the fort*

bird box... *covers eyes*

beeps softly in the distance.

OH NO IT'S COMING

BEEPS IN AN ALARMED FASHION

AHHH THE BEEPING IS GETTING CLOSER

beeps softly

oh... it's going away... phew

honks in the distance.

A car... ride? No, I'm ok right here
AM I GOING TO BE RUN OVER???

gestures vaguely, steals a box.

too many boxes to attend to while wearing a blindfold

eats the box.

hm... I hear unhealthy eating in the distance

nervous skittering somewhere in the distance.

Mind if I play some Lego in a corner?

-has a lego and k'nex stockpile in one corner-

i didn't know i could be heard all the way from over there munches

...did I hear someone munching on delicious snacks?

my ears! so sensitive since I started using this blindfold
but have I seen the monster? Never

hahaha, you two are cute ^^

assuredly it's not delicious it's prepackaged fig rolls XD i ate two then decided i could go another several years without eating them

mh alright then, I should have speculoos cookies around here anyway *goes searching*

it'll be dinner soon here

Uh, guys? I think there's something seriously wrong with my cake. First it sprouted bat wings, and now there are these weird spectral hands coming out of it...

Nope, that's regular cake behaviour.

seems normal to me

Oh. Okay, good. Ought to sleep *just fine* tonight. >>