Can you win Coda's boxes?
 

I've got 26 boxes in my inventory right now. I'm going to be getting more because I don't intend to stop posting.

And while the items are a lot of fun... I'm never going to equip any of them except for the birds.

If you want a box... you need to answer this one question:

What would you do~ for a Klondike bar Birdday Box? o/~

If your answer makes me laugh, you win a box. Limit one per player. Don't be greedy.

What would I do for a birdday box? I would willingly kill off Wilson in a fanfic. Permanently.

Now that song is stuck in my head :( But it's worth it! I will allow the klondike commercial to be stuck in my head for a birdday box

Are you sure these boxes aren't just filled with spare electronic parts that you have way too may of?

I would... work on designing new items for the site.

electronic parts will do, too.

I'd kill you and hide your body

You made me laugh! XD You get a box!

No, that box is under the counter behind me.

You're supposed to make me laugh, not flee in terror!



EDIT: You know, I may need to lift the one-box-per-player rule. I'm going to have more boxes by the end of this than Trisphee has active users.

Isn't that always the way, Coda?

Running in terror? Perhaps you're right.

That, too.

those bars are very blah to me
Give you the nipple pasties I keep getting

If I wanted those I'd just open the box myself!

Fine, fine...

then I'd NOT kill you. Ever. Like a blood pact. With no blood.

... *snrk* Very believable. Not a hint of doubt.

A box for you. XD

I would strip for a birdy box.

I'd shave my head.

That's silly. Good enough for a box!

What would I do?
I would stay very very very still for a box. O-O ...and not make a sound...
..until I vanish..and have succeeded in becoming completely...invisible...*slowly and quietly eats goldfish*

A box for you, good fisheater!

O-O! what?!
Impossible!
How can you see me???

I’d go to the job fair tomorrow even though I really don’t wanna.

Proper adulting? You guys have like no shame whatsoever.

I guess making me :( in sympathy is close enough.

I'd post for a box to get another box

Turns out, the job fair is actually tomorrow.

Espy would go to the WRONG DAY for a box. If that's not commitment...

I agree. That deserves a second box. *sends trade*

Two more boxes!

I would knit a dick for each of the boy dolls I'm knitting.

... *SNRK*

I SHOULDN'T find that funny.

But I can't help it.

Have a box.

EDIT: The doll my grandmother made for me when I was a baby was... shall we say, anatomically correct. My mom thought this was weird. For that matter, once I got older, so did I.

My aunt sewed one onto my cabbage patch kid doll when my mom was pregnant with my brother

I have a knitting pattern for that sort of thing. Thanks to Ravelry... but dunno why your grandmother made a fully equipped doll.

I assume it was so it would normalize the idea of what's inside my underwear.

What would I do for a Birdday Box?

I would throw a bunch of cat turds at the current president. 8D

Just empty the whole cat box on him.

I might be the AGE of a Master’s student, but I def can’t go to a Master’s/PhD job fair.

I would run around naked XD

Thank you thank you, I'll be here all week

*wanders through, somehow managing to knit and drink tea at the same time*