The Ice Bar <Open. Bring your jackets.>
 

...which is literally a bar carved and shaped out of ice.

<...I'm fine. I can't really feel cold anyways. Getting ice in my joints is a bit...frustrating, though.>

<I've got apple cider, spiced apple cider, mulled wine, sparkling apple cider, hard apple cider...what the heck...>

<...hot chocolate, marshmallows, earl grey, coffee, chai, some really dark ale, ginseng tea, green tea, red tea, orange and spice black tea, mulled apple cider...>

<...and vodka.>

<...Probably some other drinks somewhere in here, too. Just ask. Also, talk to me. Or, you know, feel free to use my monitor to watch your favorite sportsball, but then I won't be able to actually talk to you.>

Wineeeee~

I mean hello. 8D Feelin' kinda icy right now myself. Bleh.

*comes in sexy-cute pjs but hides it all underneath two piles of fluffy blankets* (0~0); brr-rr-rr-rr it's freez-zing! Do you have uhh, ^^; water? w-without the ice?

A small mound of fleece, which may or may not be Derpy wearing little booties, a scarf, hat, and bundled in 2 fleece blankets, slowly makes it's way in, occasionally bumping into things.

"Mm mmmha hmmm mhmmmmtmm, mmmmsm?" He asks. Unfortunately, the layers muffle his tiny voice exceptionally well.

*is bumped* o~o??? *shivers and stares at little muffled Derpy like a weird tuna*

I'll take hard apple cider. Or anything else that's frozen solid.

And one of these chocolate covered treats containing sweetened egg white foam on a wafer. Microwaved, please.

THANK U FOR THIS
I hate the heat and I hate summer and I hate sweating >:UUUUU

Derpy waddles over to grab a donut, but discovers a problem. He can't grab and eat one without shedding layers, but shedding layers means freezing.
It is the true test of how much he loves donuts...

o.o? *sees that Derpy wants a donut, and gets one for him* ahhh, here you go. *notices that all the donuts are cold...hence the microwave* >8o Ah-;; do you need that warmed up?? ^~^;

The bundle of fleece shifts slightly as Derpy nods. "Mmm mmmsm!"

*warms up the donut in the microwave for Derpy* :] *pats the Derpy*

Can we use your monitor to watch the traditional yule log burning?

*sips water and gives warm donut to Derpy* :} Ooh, I love the virtual burning log with the relaxing holiday music too.

I want to burn a real log. Though better not in here. It would be a shame if something happened to the bar. The place with booze and snacks has officially been declared sacred.

Plus the dilemma of donut vs. cold contains more suspense than half of today's TV shows combined. *grabs popcorn to watch it unfold*

^~^ That is true, though the ice bar is cold, it serves up warmth to contrast perfectly! *shivers and gulps down water* <u<; I'm a little shy to drink however, I think I'll just stay bundled up and watch the donuts crystalize, huhu.~

<You could. I'd prefer if you don't.>

<I've dug a pit outside; could probably burn one there without melting the rest of the bar.>

Also, when you're actually inside an igloo-type structure, it's not as cold inside as it is outside; there's no windchill. Someone once built an igloo in the middle of campus and it was surprisingly almost-cozy.

:} yup, it's protecting against the cold windy outside and also insulates tha heat inside. That igloo sounds awesome tho. >n< why can't my campus do anything like that? *rubs arms*

Derpy shoves one paw out to grab the donut. Upon discovering that it isn't as cold as he thought, he sheds one layer of blanket, making it much easier to eat.

Thank you!
*trods outside to set some stuff aflame in the pit*

whaaat then I'm gonna go outside
I want real cold!!!

*stays inside and plants empty glass on bar top* <:] Mmmmaybe just one watermelon slush with vodka please?

^-^ oh thanks, but no thanks. I'm not a real candy kind of gal.
*takes a look at drink* 0.0 ooooOOoo. It looks nice! :D Thanks. *stirs it a little before taking a sip* -w-

<I meant popsicles.>

You ever had strawberry vodka? It’s really good.

*rushes back in*
...someone mentioned popsicles? ^^

-Slinks into the bar, and sits on one of the stools, considering what to order-

^-^; I've had strawberry daiquiris...with vodka. It was good. Though it's probably not the same.

@Ari
May I suggest the daily special - Hot Pants

<They're all stuck in the walls; just pull one out.>

I've actually never had a strawberry daiquiri before. Which is odd, considering how much I like strawberry stuff.

<Neither have I.>

You don't have a mouth.

<Of all the things you decided to exclude in my character design, why did it have to be a mouth and a voice box?>

@Espyy:
Ah, it's actually very nice. ^-^ I recommend it! Though, I got tipsy at daiquiri number two...I'm a smol bean. x) All I need is two. *sips vodka*

:] It's pina coladas and berry fusion mixed drinks for me. ^-^; well, if I had friends to drink with that is, haha! ha, ahah..ahh... ouo; *goes away to heat up a donut*

*comes back, finishing drink* ahh...the last time I drank was during the second to last game of the world series. >u< my nina wanted to see how tipsy I could get. I started out not caring about the game at all because I don't follow sports, and by the end of the night, I was shouting at the tv for 18 innings, gushing over a stray cat that came up to our porch, hugging my brother, and just being a delightfully annoying dork. X) What's a SCA event? o.o
And could I have another watermelon vodka please? :3

Watermelon vodka sounds good! Would be great with other fruity mixes ehehe.

^-^ Yes! Really warms the bones and the sweet teeth! <3