1001 Things to do with a crayon...
 

...besides colour.

This is not a game thread. I just like to make lists. ;)


1. Put one in each ear for colourful and antenna-like earplugs.

2. Melt them on top of a canvas for pretty drip art.

3. Tape them to the ends of your fingers for crayon claws!

4. Melt them to make candles

5. Store them as emergency food when your a broke American college student.

6. Use them as an emergency candle.

7. Emergency food poisoning....wait.

8. Hair curlers that will maybe also put rainbow colors in your hair when your body heat melts the wax.

9. The perfect size for getting to that annoying itch inside your nose...

10. r/frugal wallpaper....paint? either way it's gonna make ur home value go down up

lol, kinda did that in 87, drew a mural of a flying guy on the wall in crayons and the landlord was P.O.'ed!

11. Doggie snacks! Because if the doggies find your crayons, they will be snacked!

12. Tape a bunch together for a colourful microphone to lipsync with.

13. Tired of boring brown poops? Add some color to your shitty life by adding some crayon flakes in every meal!
8D

*dies*

14. Use them to write your resume and impress with your use of alternate materials!

15. Put two in your mouth and be a walrus.

16. Chop into segments and string the crayon pieces like beads for colorful jewelry strands!

@witch: great minds think alike ;)

17. gather round everyone and let me tell you the creation of The Crayon Express. Lay your crayons in a straight line, but with some space in between. Get a cardboard box. Lay that box on the crayons. Use your hands to push forward while yelling "Choo choo" aggressively. :p-cool:

Best. Suggestion. Ever.

18. crayon hair rollers.

19. Build a small lathe and turn crayons into miniature chess pieces with it.

20. uhhhhhhhh paperweights i guess

21. Draw lewd things onto sleeping coworkers' faces. Eh, cute. I mean cute things.

22. use a crayon as a leg brace for an injured squirrel.

23. Glue a few together to make colorful coasters.

24. Ear wax extrusion... or refurbishment, depending how warm your ear canal is at any given moment.

25. Stack them like logs on top of a slanted book with little string ties. Be a little bandit and cut the string to roll them and onto the Crayon Express! Make little "oh no!" noises.

26. "Build me a house!"

Derpy carefully starts stacking crayons...

27.Recycle them!

28. Splatter paint the inside of your microwave!

29. use it to stab... a sandwich instead of a toothpick

30. Shred the paper part way down to make little crayon flowers for drinks garnish.

31. seal an envelope with crayon wax

32. Cover it in gold leaf and offer it as a trophy.

33. sign off corporate memos and official documents with it

34 Gesture with it when talking to look authoritative, yet still approachable.

35. Cheap lipstick

36. Cheaper eyeshadow.

37. And nail polish. Who needs any make-up, when you have a box of crayons.

38. Put two in a velvet-lined box for use in honourable dueling.

39. Melt them down, let them cool a bit and use them to seal someone's wound after a duel.