Dirty Lobster Bar [M]
 

Can't believe you're airing our dirty laundry.
Dirty lingerie.

Geez, Death! What sort of barkeeper are you?
Setting this up and then leaving... now flirty lobster and me are supposed to run the place, huh? I can't even... okay. Where's the lemonade?

Ummm.... :0 wowzers

Admit it, you've been waiting for this.

Only if it's a stripper

Tip the lobster and ye shall find out.

-throws $$$$$$$-

Have you heard of Salmonella the new hit sushi restaurant down the street?
I hear their Salmon is to die for.

Fish jokes are always welcome here. If you think of any more, let minnow.

...-sits down in corner-

Welcome to the bar, Espy. Let me know if you'd like something to drink, or play a game of darts.

-Drops in, quite literally-

Welcome to the bar, Strider. Let me know if there's anything I can help you with, otherwise enjoy your stay ^^

Oh, can I have something to drink? I'm very thirsty. I've been skittering around from place-to-place all day. -Smiles- Something without that human stuff you call alcohol, though. I'm underage.

Absolutely! Give me a minute and I'll mix up some lovely fruit juice for you. Any flavours you're particularly fond of? And thank you very much for the gift by the way!

*grabs shaker and ice cubes*

Not a problem! You looked lonely. Uhhh... I like sweet things! ^^

*creates a blend of strawberries, bananas and a dash of brown sugar, topped with whipped cream and a sweet cherry*
*decorates the drink with a little umbrella*

There you go. The flair of a fancy cocktail without any alcohol intoxication.

-Drinks it... loves it- This is delicious! This is SO much better than what I get in my cave.

Yeah, I figured your dwelling is slightly sub-par standards when you mentioned how half of your society just eats anyone. But we don't exactly choose the place we're born into, so instead you're always welcome here in my bar whenever you crave something different than... well, whatever your cave offers :f-dressup:

Ahh... Mostly people who wander into it. I don't like eating others, really - but it's what I do to survive...

Taivo and me make excellent lasagna. Would you like to try some?
*slides a plate in front of Strider*

Lasagna? -Takes a bite- ... This is the best thing I've ever tasted.

Much better than people, yes?
If someone had told me a few months ago Death would have a positive influence on another person's life... *glances at the bar owner*

I want food like this all the time! People are bland, and a little salty, but.. this... this is awesome!

@Veshora: Pfft, I have positive influence on a lot of people. You can call me a pillar of society.

@Strider: Would you like to learn how to cook such amazing meals? I do have an extra apron lying around somewhere, and the kitchen's big enough for three.

We should order pizza. For Strider.

And a side of alcohol. For me.

Back to the bar now. A virgin cosmopolitan pls

Pizza, booze and cosmopolitans coming right up!

The bar is surprisingly empty though, and it doesn't even fit my evil overlord resume... guess I need to invent a different venue for the next event.

...-perches self at bar-

Let me have half a pizza beforehand, and I'll be the only patron this bar will ever need.

Word! *serves Espy some delicious, freshly baked pizza*

Thanks. Last pizza I had was a few days ago, and it was...a few days old. I was...really depressed, and kept not being arsed to or just plain forgetting to shove it in the fridge :|

I'm thinking of getting Chinese takeaway for today. Too lazy to cook.

I got some Rubio's today. Nachos were worse than usual :|

Um, might be a dumb question, but if the nachos are usually bad, then why not get something better / a different type of food?

They're usually not -too- bad. But I just occasionally have the craving for nachos. I'm from Cali and all. This time they were worse out of delivery, plus the added moisture that comes from me falling asleep for a couple hours and leaving the take-out box lid closed.

Ah, okay. Yeah, I've also had my fair share of stuff that's supposed to be crispy but caught too much moisture until I was able to eat it. Nowadays I mostly prefer curry and stew, so it happens less often.

But hey... at least you got some sleep?

Curry and stew are both nice, but there come times when I just really want something crispy/crunchy/generally not soft.

Yeah. I'm probably about to take a nap again; attention's starting to fade.

Rest well then, and see you later.