Two Truths and a Lie
 

It's easy enough; one person posts two truths and one lie about themselves, and then everyone tries to guess which one is the lie. and it's different from the 2013 thread because it's TWO truths. Whoever guesses correctly first (and no guessing twice in a row; let someone else have a turn plz) starts the next round, posting THEIR two truths and a lie.

Anyway, I'll start!

1) I've never left the country
2) I'm married
3) I walk with a cane much of the time

Good luck and have fun, y'all~ :p-tongue:

The game where you realize you don't actually know your friends as well as you thought you did... lol

I'm gonna guess your lie is #1, that you've never left the country.

Nope, I've actually never left the country lol

Can I guess again or do I need to wait for other people to guess first?

I'm gonna go with wait; I'll update the rules in a bit

ayyy galla got it. NGL I thought it'd be the cane that'd throw people off lol

Your turn, gallagher!

*dramatically points at Galla*
There are not 3 hats in your closet!

1. I am botanophobic.
2. I have many lip balms in my refrigerator.
3. I dyed my hair red once.

pls we need that story

can't believe Galla is a bovine constipation whisperer

100% truth. Plant items on sites aren't usually enough to bother me, But I seriously get skeeved out by most plants.
I will not walk barefoot in grass.

Lol guess that means it's galla's turn again?

Uh. No.
Galla guessed incorrectly. I was confirming that I am, in fact, botanophobic. That was one of the truths, not the lie.

I guess that '2.I have many lip balms in my refrigerator.' is the lie

I was hoping someone would guess that...

^Unfortunately, you're wrong.
I am a lip balm addict and I store them in the fridge to maximize their longevity and prevent melting.

Hmm, looks like we need a new set of truths and a lie...

Also, sorry, I've been suuuuper out of it today

New set from me then, since my lie is now obviously revealed by the truths being guessed instead?

Yes do it ^^

Okay...here goes!

1. My favorite sport is soccer.
2. I wear black almost every day.
3. I work in a museum.

3! you don't work in a museum probably idk at this point lol

I do work in a museum actually. It's pretty cool.

D': I do envy you now lol, that would be such a nice job.
Someone else really needs to crack your pokerface.

I mean, it's a pretty small one and I'm just the completely not respected at all janitor, which sucks, but it's cool to be around all the art.

Tl;dr: The job actually sucks, but the building is cool.

I'm gonna guess the soccer one

You are correct! I don't really like any sports, so I do not have a favorite one at al.

saaame. I hate sports, for the most part. Except the Highland Games, those are cool

Guess it's my turn again?

1) I'm an only child
2) Lasagna is my favorite food
3) I got shot in the leg when I was 13

Ah...ummm.....
Lasagna is not your favorite food!

can i phone a friend

...I'm guessing you're not an only kid.

Lasagna is my favorite and I have 3 older brothers lol

Nice, Espy

(Yeah, I'm an only child. You don't talk like an only child, haha.)

My turn, it seems.

1.) I have a stuffed tiger named Toss.
2.) I am an active member of the KGB.
3.) I have spent less than half a grand in Steam.

I bet KGB doesn't mean what we think we mean!!

thank you for noting that possibility, comrade

...tee hee.

hmm
#1 is the lie. your stuffed tiger is Hobbes.