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S[M]ack Quest
Welcome to Smack Quest: the bootleg version of Smooch Quest because it didn’t include my favorite character *cough* me *cough*.
So I’m gonna open mine with bad writing and hookers because I can. The blackjack will have to wait because that’s beyond this fiscal year’s budget. TL;DR: This is an art freebie thread for Trisphee avatars only. One win per person. USE THIS FJORM (if you found a unique code): End date: Feb 24, 11:59PM PST |
After a stressful week at work, you come home 5pm on Friday to discover your pet has just shitted on the floor. You exclaim and yell at the creature, who is incapable of understanding human language, like a rational person. The regretful silence sinks onto your shoulders as you realize you just vented at your innocent pet. You couldn’t keep this up. You need someone to understand you. Someone to talk and vent to. You turn to |
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I GOT THE THJING.
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In which universe would a hooker party be a bad end? XD
I chuckled at the cinnamon roll ending, but am slightly disappointed tea isn't among the options to order. |
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Well that was fast. 8D
@boris: kk expect it later today. @mdom: how about now @galla: invalid phone numbr. pls dial again @death: tru, but u left him hanging tho. XD initially i had a menu with 11+ items (tea was one of them!), but that was too much work, so i narrowed it down to only iconic items in a specific movie transcript |
Yay! I actually enjoyed this one and wish it were one of the dates.
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i mean, we recruited sparx to make a date for this year, maybe i'll invite bluebird to make a shitposty mess next year
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bby
u n i we r cut from the same cloth u think any of these other losers could make a masterpiece like jello? no only fucking idiots like us |
Yes!
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y don't u invite me to make a date, galla
bluebird - expression one - all rainbow, skin, hair, everything expression two - meh expression three - rage but not hulk green pls |
cuz ur date would be "here's a cute bab wit rainbow hair and rainbow clothes and as long as you like rainbow and peeing on yourself you win!"
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WHAT A HUGE LIE
I have depth ok complicated feelings thoughts, passions, big words |
ok
use one |
what
like all of a sudden no preparation? is this a test?? |
POP QUIZ, BITCH
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WELL SOME FRIENDS SAY I'M DRAMATIC BUT I BEG TO DIFFER, HOW DARE THEY, THE TRAITOROUS COWARDS COME TELL IT TO MY FACE!!
uh but honestly I'd make a date like my bff because I totally have a crush on him and then I'd have him in pixel form F O R E V E R B Y M Y S I D E not creepy at all |
10/10 super creepy, nice job
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But... but... I wanted us both to enjoy hookers! XD
Hehe, that's okay. I know it'd be a ton of work to include every possible menu option. Smooch Quest also sometimes had its points where my actual reaction was "nothing from the list" and I just picked whatever sounded best. Anyway, cute idea and great execution ^^ Big words? Paruresis - not being able to urinate in the real or imaginary presence of others. There, it's even piss related. |
thank you :)))))))
it's my goal to be true to myself 100% |
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is a long word. Do I win?
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Well, it's not a feeling
or is it |
Good question.
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