Skulls and Spikes Underground Club [M]
 

Does the icky sticky sweetness of romance flicks make you want to slit someone's throat with a valentine's card? Would you rather enjoy an adrenaline paced duel at dawn than a shy kiss? Can you speak fluent sarcasm and kick someone's ass in five different languages - even or especially when drunk?

Crash the doors and drop those pesky feelings in the bucket. Your favorite underground club offers THE #1 space to hide and plot combat strategies against Cupid and his comrades. Find temporary shelter from the sob-stuff that's in the air, pick a bar fight or two, and altogether embark on a wild adventure.

Love has never been rougher.

Does that mean you're supporting Raven's side xD

*kicks the door open and walks calmly in*
But of course it does.

Are belts appropriate attire for this club?

Heh. Now this looks like my kind of place. Don't mind if I chill here for a mo', yeah?

Welcome to the club everyone! Make yourself at home :p-cool:

@mdom: How would you guess? xD

@Kaderin: Kicks and calmness - what a striking combination!

@SparX: Appropriate attire, and also perfect tools for whenever someone questions your attire.

@Raven: Sure thing ^^ we have booze, spare engine parts and there will also be a pyrotechnics show in the backyard after dark

hehe I gave spare parts and petals to both for the achievements.

Sneaky thing XP
(but it'll only make the story more interesting if both Raven and Rose are close to each other in donations)

last achievement was 100, I'm scared there'll be one for 1k xDD
so I guess now I'll buy all items before finding out.

Yeah, I just grabbed the cheapskate option xD but I'm going to donate more after I got myself a nice selection of event shop items

I'm sdahjdfsahd because I have things this weekend and the next D: so not as much time online as usual

There's never enough time anyway. You'll have to fight for those items ^^

there's also event in like, 5 sites
they all want to kill me

What other sites? I'm doing the event on Tattered Weave, but fortunately that's not very time consuming, because it just means stalking the event shop for new items every once in a while.

eggcave (and also the site is suffering from 502 errors so it's being a pain), sapherna, solia, voltra |D

Ack, I feel you on the errors. Sites not working properly is the worst when you already have limited time to conquer those treasures.

...-walks up behind the dragon-

-opens the door-

There, now we’re both in.

Welcome, new guests! You've come right in time for Happy Hour, all drinks are on the house for the next 37 minutes.

Haaaaahahahaha nah. I’ve learned the power of consuming entirely too much pizza before drinks happen.

NICE I'll have some iced cocoa pls

iced cocoa

that’s a thing?

Actually I just like cocoa powder + milk straight from the fridge
but I wanted a fancy drink name

Wait so like, basically it’s chocolate milk?

....-picks Derpy up and puts them on the bar- There, now at least you’re tall.

Let me name my fancy drinks!! Non-alcoholic drinks never have fancy names :((((

*scoops chocolate ice cream into a glass and pours cocoa straight from the fridge over it, then decorates it with chocolate sauce and rainbow sprinkles*

*froths up some milk, mixes it with a dash of coffee, then decorates it generously with whipped cream, raspberry sauce, fresh raspberries and a japanese cat shaped marshmallow*

YAAAS rainbow sprinkles *____*
I'll tip the bartender

I call this creation "Chocolate Rain on Ice". Fancy names for the win.

I'll call Tay Zonday for the royalties

Yeah, but I'll make him a good deal. He won't have to pay much for using my idea.

-hides in a dark corner-

hm, we should clean the spiders from all dark corners...

D: -holds onto strider- NO DON'T

AHHHH
two monsters in the corner <.<

Look at yourself many arms

Trust me, there are more than two. If you were heading for Disneyland, you took a wrong turn :P

y'all buncha spider fetishists xDD

Hey, my arms are all cosmetic enhancements ok

Well that means were into the natural enhancements of driders. See what I did there?