Super Secret Investigations, Inc.
 

++++++ Incoming call from Trisphee Intelligence Headquarters ++++++

Attention!

Agents and engineers! As you noticed, a strange machine has appeared right across town hall. Attempts to disassemble the apparatus have been unsuccessful so far. For the safety of our nation we need to make sure no dangerous or questionable content is hidden inside. Your mission, should you accept it, is to salvage special gear - from now on referred to as "Silver Coin" - which you can use for further investigation. Report hazardous material if present. Anything else acquired by the machine is yours to keep.

Trisphee Intelligence Headquarters accepts no responsibility for any damages to you or your property. Proceed at your own risk.



++++++ End of transmission ++++++ Await further instructions ++++++

Bureaucratic regulations require you to adhere to the following mission guidelines:
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• Use the form provided below when you claim a task.
• Unless otherwise noted, each mission will grant you one Silver Coin.
• After you claimed a task, at least 1 other person has to play before you can cash in another mission.
• If a mission requires you to find a user, this user can't be yourself, even if you match the requested criteria.
• Easy missions only grant a reward to the first user. If a task is crossed out, it is gone. Not being crossed out does not neccessarily mean the task is still available.
• Any italicized tasks can be done by more than one person. You can't however claim the same task number once again with another creative submission.

Silver Coins can be found all over Trisphee from August 5th through 21st. Our satellite-based AI reports the following actions have a high probability to provide you and your spy colleagues with additional ones. Some tasks can only be claimed once, so better be quick. Others will grant Silver Coins to whoever successfully completes them, no matter how many agents have already done so.

1. Tell a joke.
2. Record yourself politely asking Trisphee Intelligence Headquarters for a Silver Coin.
3. Find a user who has dark hair and link to their post in the Trisphee Photo Album.
4. Name a country whose flag does not contain the color red.
5. Dress your avatar as your real self and show a comparison picture of both (you can blur your face if you want to).
6. Find a user who is exactly 23 years old and post a link to their profile.
7. Carve an Anka Phoenix out of bread.
8. Talk like a pirate for at least 3 posts, then claim this task.
9. Draw a fruit on your arm and show the photo.
10. Write a poem about a cat.
11. Explain why you deserve a Silver Coin without using the letter "i".
12. Draw a user who has already posted in this thread. (worth 2 coins if that user puts your art in their sig)
13. Decode this secret message: .. ... / - .... .- - / .- / - ..- .-. - .-.. . / .. -. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .--. --- -.-. -.- . -
14. Irresponsibly late - can only be claimed after August 18th.
15. Dress up as a character from your favorite TV show and post a comparison picture.
16. Find a user who has a tattoo and link to a post where they show it.
17. Write a fake job interview dialogue for the position of Snake Milker.
18. Solve this riddle: How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?
19. Find a user whose title right now says "THIS. IS. SPAR -shot- ... *gurgle*".
20. Name another user who you think deserves a Silver Coin and tell us why.
21. Free Silver Coin! Claim this task to get it.
22. Craft a real life version of a Trisphee plushie or animal companion. (worth 2 coins)
23. Find a user who has more than 5000 posts.
24. Find a user who is wearing at least three items from the ongoing event.
25. Record yourself introducing with your username and then singing a song of your choice. (worth 2 coins)
26. Decode this secret message: dliow kvzxv zmw rxv xivzn
27. Fashionably late - can only be claimed after August 12th.
28. Write a short story where at least 3 different users play a part. (worth 2 coins if at least 2000 words)
29. Find a user who owns a dog. Link to a post where they show a picture.
30. Post an interesting but completely useless fact.
31. Solve this riddle: There are 100 coins scattered in a dark room. 90 have heads facing up and 10 are facing tails up. You cannot tell which coins are which. How do you sort the coins into two piles that contain the same number of tails up coins?
32. Post your favorite vegan recipe.
33. Pick a code name for yourself and get three other people in the event forum to refer to you by this name.
34. Pick a code name for someone else. Claim this task if they agree to their new code name.
35. Find a user who likes bacon and link to the post where they say so.
36. Decode this secret message: 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100100 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101
37. Describe a Disney movie so that it sounds like a horror flick.
38. Draw a dinosaur on your ankle and show the picture.
39. Gift one of your duplicate event items to another user.
40. Record yourself reading the official event announcement post.
41. Invent a dance and record a video where you teach other users its steps. (worth 2 coins)
42. Show a picture of you wearing something unusual as a hat.
43. For 3 posts replace each 5th word with "soup", then claim this task.
44. Draw a house with your eyes closed.
45. Create an advertisement for a time machine.
46. Take the lyrics of your favorite song, use an online translator to put them through several languages and back to English. Post your result.
47. Build a house of cards out of chocolate bars.
48. Create an advertisement for a soluble drinking horn.
49. Create a "Wanted" or "Missing" style poster for a bag of crisps.
50. Challenge another user to a duel and act it out as a roleplay in this thread.
51. Pretend to be a cheerleader and pick a user to cheer on with lots of enthusiasm.
52. You're lost in the woods and night is falling. You have a bottle of pink nail polish, a single lego brick, a spork, a christmas tree ornament and a calculator. Describe your emergency survival plan.
53. Participate in four different event games, then claim this task.
54. Ask another user out on a date and act it out as a roleplay in this thread.
55. Post a picture of you wearing an outfit made entirely of newspaper and duct tape.
56. Find a user whose username is exactly 12 characters long.
57. You're a snowman and a heatwave is coming. You have a wire coat hanger, an extra carrot, a spanking paddle, a pair of fishnet stockings and a rubber ducky. Describe your emergency survival plan.
58. Find a user who lives in Europe and post a link to their profile.
59. Dress your avatar as a stereotype super-masculine man.
60. Dress your avatar as a stereotype ultra-feminine woman.
61. Offer another user to tell their fortune through a tarot reading or palmistry and act it out as a roleplay in this thread.
62. Report your investigation so far. Name 3 event items not yet listed in the machine content post.
63. Solve this riddle: Whats 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
64. Write a poem about a forest.
65. Decode this secret message: xooxo ooxxx ooxoo / oooxo oxxox xoxoo / ooxoo ooooo xooxo xooox / oxoxx xoxxo / ooxxx ooooo xooxo
66. Carve a unicat out of cheese.
67. Try to sell another user a ridiculous insurance and act it out as a roleplay in this thread.
68. Solve this riddle: There once lived a king who had no sons and no daughters. To find someone suited for the great responsibility of ruling the kingdom, he declared he would give every child of the kingdom a seed. They should take good care of the seed so it would grow and blossom like their beloved kingdom would under their future cultivation, if they were to become heir to the throne. He said that after a year all children shall come to the castle, and whoever had grown the biggest and most beautiful flower will become his rightful heir. A year passed and all the children gathered in the castle hall, carrying flowers aplenty, big, beautiful, and in full bloom. Only one little orphan among them brought a pot with nothing but soil. And the king declared this orphan girl their new princess. Why?
69. Report your investigation so far. Name 5 event items not yet listed in the machine content post.
70. Solve this riddle:
    https://i.imgur.com/311YlsK.gif (Each line and row has the blocks listed, eg. 2 3 means there somewhere is a block of 2, then at least one free space, then a block of 3)
71. Decode this secret message: https://i.imgur.com/wZ4cY73.gif
72. Decode this secret message: https://i.imgur.com/bushH3F.gif
73. Describe an R-rated film in such a fashion it sounds perfectly safe and reasonable for a seven-year-old to watch.
74. Describe the colour blue without actually using the word "blue".
75. Pick another user and pretend they are a celebrity you have to write about for a gossip column. Make a dramatic report from something they already posted in the event forum.
76. Solve this riddle:
    https://i.imgur.com/zFCd9L0.png
77. Solve this riddle: Five dogs wanted to join the fun and be secret agents too. What are their names, which dog belongs to whom and what equipment did they bring to help with their missions?
    https://i.imgur.com/mf7ZHEO.jpg
    Tiva's dog carries two pieces of equipment. Their position number is two higher than Bailey.
    
    Lucky has a portable laser.
    
    Cooper belongs to Glitch and stands next to Tohopekaliga's dog who does not wear cool sunglasses.
    
    Dog number four is Coda's dog.
    
    Dog number five owns a spy wallet and a walkie talkie.
    
    The dog right in the middle is Princess.
    
    Dog names: Bailey, Cooper, Lucky, Pepper, Princess. Dog owners: Coda, Gallagher, Glitch, Tiva, Tohopekaliga. Dog gear: cool sunglasses, flashlight and handcuffs, pocket knife, portable laser, spy wallet and walkie talkie.
78. Solve this riddle:
    https://i.imgur.com/JpZtZ6U.png
79. Solve this riddle: Three people meet at the corner of a street. They are all secret agents, but one of them is a traitor. The loyal agents of course will tell the truth - however, to make himself appear like a loyal agent, so will the traitor. You overheard the following talk...
    Agent Smith: Agent Williams isn't the traitor.
    Agent Johnson: One of you both is the traitor.
    Agent Williams: I am not the traitor.
    ...so who are the loyal agents and who spies for another country?
80. Solve this riddle:
    Several heroes sit in a tavern and talk about their most recent adventures.
    
    Wilgard, who defeated a witch, has never been to the Cave of Terror.
    
    The fight between the halfling and the robber didn't take place at Blood River.
    
    The elf fascinated his audience with his tale from the Forgotten Desert.
    
    Both the half-orc and the human sceptically listen to Heian's story. Also Barmur the dwarf isn't sure whether Heian's story actually holds true.
    
    The human did not achieve a heroic victory in the Whispering Forest, and he did not fight the warlock.
    
    The hero who fought in the Cave of Terror - but neither against the robber nor the troll - is no half-orc.
    
    Iselprim claimed his victory at the Mountain of Doom.
    
    The dragon was defeated in the Whispering Forest.
    
    Hero names: Barmur, Heian, Iselprim, Thokk, Wilgard. Hero races: dwarf, elf, halfling, half-orc, human. Places: Blood River, Cave of Terror, Forgotten Desert, Mountain of Doom, Whispering Forest. Enemies: dragon, robber, troll, warlock, witch.
81. Find a user who has a chemistry degree and link to a post where they say so.
82. Find a user who regularly does pen & paper roleplay.
83. Find a user who collects nail polish.
84. Find a user who has been to a live concert of a Metal band.
85. Find a user who knows how to play the saxophone.
86. Name one non italicized mission (completed or not) you think should be open to everyone and tell us why.
87. Solve this riddle:
    https://i.imgur.com/576D65b.png
88. Solve this riddle:
    https://i.imgur.com/TyCwx0K.png
89. Find a user who crafted an item from a book, movie or tv series they're a fan of.
90. Find a user who has posted in at least 7 different hangouts of the Club House forum.
91. Solve this riddle: Three former classmates meet each other after 10 years. Their names are John Mason, Henry Tailor and Paul Butcher. Ironically one of them happens to work as a mason now, one is a tailor, and one became a butcher. However no man took up the job his surname hints to. When one classmate points it out, the tailor agrees: "Yes, quite a strange coincident!", but Paul claims to be not surprised at all. Which guy has which job?
92. Solve this riddle:
    https://i.imgur.com/1ViYWgO.png
93. Solve this riddle:
    https://i.imgur.com/cM08Xf1.png
94. Solve this riddle:
    https://i.imgur.com/yw0TACO.png
95. Solve this riddle:
    https://i.imgur.com/67W52HW.png
96. Solve this riddle:
    https://i.imgur.com/KBiKHfM.png

= Mission Complete =

Task 30

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

Wait, so we post the answers...in here?

= Mission Complete =

Task 36

the ducks are watching you

= Mission Complete =

Task (number) 72

My cat wants to study medicine.

= Mission Complete =

Task 4

Brazil (huehuehue)

= Mission Complete =

Task 74

It is the color of a sky on a clear 12 PM.
It is the color of the sea in the summer.
The color of the swimming pool despite how odd it is.
Most importantly, google #0000ff

= Mission Complete =

Task 21

I licked it so it is mine

= Mission Complete =

Task 68

The girl was the only one who was honest, because the seeds were either bad, or not actually seeds (small, smooth pebbles can look like seeds), and thus wouldn't grow.

Got a question -- for 70, what does it mean by "block of 2"? Like, a 2x2 square? or a 2x1 rectangle, kind of like Battleship?

= Mission Complete =

Task 9

I was bored, so I actually drew 2 fruits. Cherries and a persimmon.
https://s26.postimg.org/fsi8ni8q1/20170806_001909.jpg

= Mission Complete =

Task 26

World Peace and Ice Cream

Rectangle, like battleship. The puzzle works like What's in the Net from the petapalooza event, but I decided to give instructions here too, just in case people don't remember.

Here's an example of a solved grid:
https://i.imgur.com/QYofncm.png

Now let's see what missions our secret agents already completed...

30, by Den: Not sure I actually want to verify that fact myself, so it definitely counts as useless yet interesting. Have you personally tried any of these, and if so, which ones?

36, by Illusion: 01100011 01101111 01110010 01110010 01100101 01100011 01110100

72, by Espy: https://i.imgur.com/vcXQPnw.png

4, by mdom: okay, that was an easy one for you ^^

74, by Potironette: google #c0c0c0 and you know what colour reward you'll get

21, by Tiva: How did you get into my treasury? Did the trap fail again? What about the guards? I need to hire proper security...

68, by Den: True. Honesty is a precious flower one needs to cultivate.

9, by Kaderin Triste: A fruitful task shall yield a silver harvest.

26, by Espy: xliivxg

= Mission Complete =

Task 10

Super secret hidden documents!

(should I actually do something new?)

EDIT: Doing it anyway. ;)

Nyan Cat, Nyan Cat, how do you fly?
"On rainbow jet-pack, high in the sky!"
Nyan Cat, Nyan Cat, What's wrong with your skin?
"Nothing! Nyan-nyan! Pop-tarts for the win!"


There is a time for serious poetry.
Apparently it is not right this moment.

You can, but if you're lucky to have a poem lying around you wrote earlier, then I consider it a valid submission.

I updated my post. It felt a little cheap.

= Mission Complete =

Task 40

Lend me your ears!
I hope I sound intelligible <.<

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Task 18

You add the letter 'n', making 'one' into 'none'.

Will do asap, only right now I'm on man bile and can't even listen. Updating points when back on the actual computer.

Mobile. Geez, sometimes I seriously wonder where autocorrect gets its ideas from. XD

I usually get them while doing my language lessons. Enter something in Irish or Welsh and the program's all "what weird gibberish is THAT?! Here, I'm sure you wanted to say (random words not even remotely similar to what I typed)"

...sweet? o.O
I'm the stuff nightmares are made of. Alluring, flamboyant nightmares.

I'm subscribing bc i'm feeling too lazy to do anything right now, but this looks like fun

Okay, back on the main grid and ready to evaluate your tasks. No more bile.

10, by Quiet Man Cometh: There's a time for poetry and also for a coin. This silver one belongs to you, 'twas nice to see you join.

40, by Sternum: Lovely voice. Do you also like the sound of silver coins? ^^

18, by Lee: I had an answer lying around somewhere, but apparently it disappeared. Have a silver coin instead.

I've added useful links to the front page, and any subscribers will have their 10 coin fee automatically deducted after their 3-day-trial period. You're all awesome, keep up the good work!

Ugh. I have another one ready, but I can't do it until 2 more people do one.

One person actually. Espy, Quiet, Sternum and Lee were already after you.

Oh yay!
I miscounted.
XD

*takes note to make a task about counting*

Ahaha...yes! Do it!
And make one about miscounting...

*touches fingers* One, two, many, much many, lot more...

One, two, five, seven, three, eleven!