Trisphee's Bachelor [WINNERS ANNOUNCED]
 

"... and we're back! Welcome back to this exciting episode of The Bachelor, where our lucky romantic crusaders have lined up to woo our very own list of lonely young men and women. The game works like this. I'm going to suggest a topic for your questions. You can direct them to any of our contestants, or all of them at once - so long as the question is on-topic! Two questions per topic, per person, please keep that in mind! Now... Let's meet our Eligible Bachelors!"


"Straight from a planet in a far-off dimension, this young man hails from a family with a lot of wealth and power - power that he has claimed for his own. He has impeccable style, and a charming demeanor that's hard to resist. His favorite sport is tennis, and he loves cats... It's... Ian!"



"From the same planet as Ian, this young man enjoys - by his quote - "All the best F-words" - and has a penchant for fine-cooking, and finer dining! He enjoys fashion, and his hair is a source of pride. His friends often call him clingy, but for the right person, he's a teddy bear - it's.... Shane!"



"Hailing from all the way across the city, this lovely lady spends her time with some BIG tits, boobies, and flaming feathers! She claims to have taught one of her charges the Bananaphone song, and she loves a good meal that's not cooked by her. Please welcome... Piper!"



"Last, but not least, from The Great No-Salt Lake, it's an underwater sensation of dance! She teaches basket-weaving in her spare time, and loves shrimp dinners. Don't fondle her fins, because she definitely has teeth... It's... Serena!"



The way the game is going to work is simple. I will give you, the audience, a topic that will last a certain amount of time. During that time, you may direct two questions based on that topic toward any of our participants. Points will be given for creativity, ingenuity, and how well the question matches the intended participant. Remember! Only two questions per topic, so choose wisely! At the end of each topic, a tally will be counted and posted. The person with the highest points for that particular participant, wins!

As to what those lucky audience members win - well, that's a mystery. There are two mystery items for the grand prize - as well as ten boxes of Trisphee's own "Best Chocolate" - The [second] best thing you could put in your mouth this Valentine's Day.

Good Luck!"

Ian


Shane


Piper


Serena

This question is for everyone:

Do you like Pina Collada's and getting caught in the rain?

Ian:
That is the oldest song in the book, and not a particularly good one. Seriously, though? I hate drinking anything but champagne. Everything else hurts my stomach. Rain, it should be noted, also sucks. Next?



Shane:
Oh! That's a classic! Ah, what was the rest of it? Something-something-something, yoga, if you have half a braaaaain... Something like that! As to the question, though. Yes. I love all kinds of fruity, tropical-y drinks, and rain is AWESOME - especially dancing in it. Naked." -Wink-

Piper:
Rain's not good for feathers.





Serena:
Uhm... I think you mean Pina Colada... but yes. Yes, I do.




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Shane:
You TEASE me! Oh dear. Let's see. I'll have to answer both of those, because I'm afraid my favorite is also my biggest fail. Hmmm. Well, he had gray eyes, blue hair, and an attitude, but those lips were delicious. We started off with candy and cake at a bakeshop I liked, then progressed to a dance-club. Apparently, he got a little too far into his cups, and started dancing with another boy. Well, I wasn't going to have that, and got in-between them. I suppose you could call what happened next a "fail" - since it wasn't the original intent... But let's just say the entire club got a free show. Rated XXXX. Maybe a couple more Xs in there, too - a good number of the club was involved before too terribly long. Worst AND best date I've ever been on. -Taps his lips- Although next time I try a twelve-some, it'll be with a little more warning.

Serena:
No, dear, I charge for that. Are you interested, by chance?




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@Piper how do you feel about pantless dates?

@Shane How would you rather your first date end? With Silk Sheets or the Finest Furs?

Shane:
Oh honey, why not both? Silk and Furs - faux of course - and nothing else. I'll wear my pretty pink furkini, and you can don something soft. We'll pretend we're beds, and practice making each other. Piece by piece, we'll take it all off. Putting it back on is, of course, optional. -Grin-

Piper:
If it's you going without, then I guess that's pretty alright. You look like you've got some nice legs on you. Let's have a look.




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@Ian

On a first date would you wear boxers or briefs?

@Piper Ok so lets pretend I actually have pants on(eww), would you rather a sit down dinner or a walking one at some food markets?

Piper:
I'll tell you something, sit down dinners are crap for getting to know someone. They get all these expectations that no one actually wants to deal with, but they do it anyway for some reason. I'll take a food market any day over that mess.



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So uhh, when do we get to take the contestants home? xD

What i paid out of pocket?

I dont think you want to know where my pockets are.

Its my normal hair? I havent changed that in like over a year xD

Ill compliment your underwear then, particularly since it made me change my avatar for the first time in like forever. I checked my post history and i last posted on 25/11/2015 @_@

Same place, same job, just I'm sous chef now so i have to work ridiculous hours. I also dont have a computer and the site isnt all that mobile friendly >.>

I probably should add that i live on an island in the middle of nowhere

I did work in an industrial warehouse?

@Piper:
Given that you enjoy a phone with appeal, can a potential love interest convince you to end the first date with phone sex or are you afraid you'll get hearing aids?

@Serena:
If someone takes you out for a dance on the first date, what particular song (or general type of music) do you want to be played?

Piper:
Usually I'd at least consider it, but lately I haven't been peeling very well.





Serena:
I haven't heard any music I didn't like! If I had to pick, though... uhm... I have a soft spot for Da da da ich lieb dich nicht du liebst mich nicht aha aha aha!




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Holy macaroni XD several years ago that song used to be our local supermarket's ad jingle. Trippin' through the rabbit hole right down memory lane.

Okay that is so freaky….

I live in a very avantgarde place. *serious nod*

Ian:
-Blushes bright red- Ummm... I usually always wear briefs, so I'd probably go with those. Boxers bunch up with the kinds of clothing I usually wear, and I'd rather avoid public humiliation... But, ummm... -Rubs the back of his neck- Yeah, briefs, probably. Not that... you'd be seeing them on the FIRST date. I like to think I have more class than that.

Ian:
Marriage and kids? On the first date? Yeah, definitely too soon. I'd want to be like... invested in someone completely before talking about bouncing baby brats, and tying knots of any kind. -Scratches arm nervously- But it might come up, in which case I would have to say that I'm... incapable of producing any. For reasons. Involving my father.

This is @everyone (I don't discriminate ;) )

What is your ideal first date? (had to be asked eventually)

Ian:
Well... Dinner and a movie would be an ideal start. We should talk about things that matter to us, plans for the future, that sort of thing.... Maybe there would be some talk about where to go on the next date - then we hold hands a bit, say our goodbyes, and make concrete plans for the next date.

Shane:
Hmmm... ideal, huh? ... A moonlight stroll on a beach, with the cool water lapping at our feet. The picnic we put together would be lovingly packed into a quaint little basket, and - of course - include wine to drink, and flowers for a beautiful 'table' setting... Dinner on the beach would be slow and pleasant, and there would definitely be strawberries involved, so that we could feed each other, and chocolate - because it's the food of Love. We would feel each other out in conversation underneath the stars, and retire to a private hotel room overlooking the sea, and explore each other with hands, lips, tongues, and... other parts. By the end of the date, we should know each other inside and out, mind and body.

Oh lovely, still fording the First Date category! All right then, for @everyone, would you consider yourself a dog person, a cat person, or an alternative pet friend, and would you be interested in a date activity that was pet-friendly, for instance, taking dogs to the dog park?