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SparX's Jester Jamboree- 2 ways to win tickets!
Come one, Come all! Too poor for an outfit to attend the carnival? Wish to earn yourself some tickets maybe? I bet I could help some poor souls like yourselves. It won't cost you much either..... Just choose between sacrificing your dignity.... or your time. You have the chance to win in not one, but TWO different ways! You can tell a bad joke of any nature(sacrifice your dignity) or you can post whatever as much as possible(sacrifice your time)! I will choose one bad joke per page to be awarded 5 tickets, and every 25th post will also receive 5 tickets. *Please DO NOT post jokes that are belittling or hurtful Well now that you know the name of the game folks, and the nature of this gathering, please feel free to enjoy yourself and maybe... stay a while.... Winners! Bad Jokes: Every 25th post |
Oh, this seems like a lot of fun. I think I'm going to go with bad jokes. ^_^
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment. |
tweetment, oinkment xD.
As much as I'm fine with sacrificing dignity, I'm afraid I'm sorely lacking in jokes, good and bad, so I guess I'll go with posts unless something appears. |
Heh, I'm glad you liked it.
I don't know many bad jokes, but I know a few. So I'll just post the few I know and chat otherwise. |
I have tears that was so terrible XD it was quite a great start.
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What do you call a skeleton that skips work?
Lazy bones! |
Hahaha.
They can't help it. They don't have muscles to pump them up. |
Hah, great one.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don't think it's feline well. |
Haha xD
I bet your cat likes to stick close to home; she's likely not much of a car-pet. |
OMG! I love it. I think this thread is going to be a lot of fun.
Conjunctivitis.com – now that's a site for sore eyes. |
I actually went to that site before realizing what conjunctivitis was.
I'd say I got sore I's from embarrassment, but there's only one of me. |
LOL. I'm loving how you are working off the bad jokes.
'Put the cat out' … 'I didn't realize it was on fire' |
x'D You guys are my sole fountain of inspiration.
The day after my coach told us to put a cat out of the hockey ring, a lady came to sue us putting her cat into the hospital. |
What was the name of the seeing-eye skeleton?
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Only ten more posts till the first 25th XD
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xD
My name starts with C and ends with a, so why can't I see as well as him? |
I guess I will be here to waste my time, lol :P I've been waiting for you to start a talking thread so that I could come and lurk it.
Although, found a joke about wasting time so, why not! |
Ohhhhhh I see what you did there =P
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Eye hoped you would see what I did there ;P
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A fireman a police chief and robber walk into a bar, ouch.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
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OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
said in the voice of the koolaid man XD Here's to another day of bad jokes and random posting! Imma choose a bad joke winner for the last page.... 3 more posts till the next winner! |
Why did the balloon go near the needle?
He wanted to be a popstar. |
Heh,
https://images.rapgenius.com/a92184d...280x211x31.gif Asteroids have it much easier. All they have to do is shoot down to be a rockstar. |
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
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…. You guys are great but horrible.
What separates a cosplayer from a professional? |
*Looks in bag of jokes
*Last joke in the bag reads: "IOU one joke." |
If I could just bag-a-telle-r at the bank, I could get that IOU cashed in for you.
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Time for an anti-joke!
A man walks into a bar. |
Where do Cats go when they die?
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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying "Ooh, I love how smooth it is." |
App lauding? Candy crush should hire him to write more reviews!
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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No you're a poo! |
I don't know any bad jokes, but my husband was playing a videogame where one of the character was telling bad jokes.
These are the ones I remember anyways. XD What did the Confederate soldiers use to eat off of? What did they use to drink with? Cups. I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. |
XD both of you guys lol
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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids. |
…. that is so bad it is actually funny….
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Hehe, right?
What happened when the cow jumped over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction! |
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