Egg Quotes
 

Just to be a pain in the butt, I'm making a topic for us to log all the possible texts we get when we post, from now 'til the 28th.

Feel free to contribute, and I'll compile stuff in a master post (IE: The next post.) for everyone to check and compare.

Quote posting example:

Is it breakfast time? I hope you're hungry. Today it's...you guessed it. EGGS! (X) of 'em. Eat up!

In this case, it means take the number out and replace it with a variable to represent the number, since each one'll likely be different in the amount of eggs you get.

Egg Quotes So Far:


1. What's that sound? It's coming from... CRAP! LOOK OUT! EGGS FROM THE SKY! Hey, they might be useful. (X) eggs acquired!
2. Is it breakfast time? I hope you're hungry. Today it's...you guessed it. EGGS! (x) of 'em. Eat up!
3. My god. It's full of stars! ...Wait, those aren't stars! X eggs!
4. (X) Eggs! EGGS FOR DAYS.
5. Yo. It's eggs. Have (X).
6. You come upon a tower. It is built entirely of eggs. Naturally, you remove one from the bottom. Nothing happens...then it all comes crashing down! You salvage (X) of them.
7. All this eggcitement! It's almost too much! No eggs this time! ...there's a pile of eggs right behind me, isn't there? All yours... (X) eggs acquired!
8. You were conned into taking (X) eggs. wonder if they'll hatch...
9. (X) eggs! Quick! Think of a pun!
10. Eggsellent! You have acquired all the eggs. ALL OF THEM. or, wait, no. Just (X).
11. My goodness, there's an egg between your legs! We have no idea how it got there...nor the (X) others there!
12. Look! An egg! ...And another egg! And another! Oh my goodness, there's a whole mess of them... (X) eggs acquired!
13. You bought a farm! The chicken didn't lay eggs...but the cow did! Maybe they're worth more... Had to get rid of the farm, though.
14. Your post was so amazing (X) eggs spontaneously appear!
15. An egg landed on your head! So did (X) more!
16. (X) eggs, just for you! I hope you like egg salad...
17. You sneezed out an egg! It was so confusing, you did it (X) more times before recovering. It's probably fine.
18. Freshly baked eggs from grandma! X of them!
19. You find a ball pit and jump right in! It was actually eggs! (x) end up in your pocket.
20. You found some brightly colored bunny poop. You sniff it and realize it's actually an egg! There are (x) more poops to check.
21. It's time for a bedtime story! Once upon a time, there were (x) eggs, and...
22. Enough is enough! I've HAD IT with these monkey-fighting eggs on this Monday to Friday post!
23. All those moments will be lost in time, like these (X) eggs.
24. You try to read the hilarious egg joke you got for posting, but you realize your eyes have turned into eggs.
25. Did somebody fart? No, wait. It's just more eggs.
26. A flock of chickens fly overhead and pelt you with (X) eggs.
27. When a mommy post and a daddy post love each other very much, you get (X) eggs!
28. Winter is coming: Better stock up on eggs, at least (x).
29. It's like Mardi Gras, but instead of beads, they're throwing (x) eggs!
30. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty...knew better than to fall off, and throws (x) eggs at you for doubting his balance!
31. While cleaning out your closet, you found X eggs. They're dusty, but probably fine...
32. Santa came early! You got coal! And (X) eggs!
33. Which came first, (x) chickens, or (x) eggs
34. The rabbit pulled (X) eggs out of its hat...BUT WHERE DID THE RABBIT COME FROM?
35. Always remember to spay or neuter your eggs...they reproduce at a rate of X per post!
36. As the post loads up, you realize a bunch of letters turned into eggs! (X) eggs acquired!
37. An admin giggles and hands you (X) eggs. There's a joke written on each one...They're all about eggs.
38. You decided to write an egg fanfic! There are (x) characters so far...
39. You cut into a warm slice of pie, but get (x) sticky eggs instead.
40. They say you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs... Well. Time to prove them wrong with these (x) eggs!
41. Just follow your nose! The trail leads to a buried treasure chest full of (X) eggs.
42. You had a dream about eggs. You woke up with X eggs in your bed. Spoopy.
43. One fish, two fish, red...Egg? EGGS! X of them!
44. There's a knock on the door. It's a suitcase filled with X eggs.
45. Egg scientists have released a study showing that X egg scientists outperform regular scientists!
46. Time for a fresh cup of (X) eggs.
47. The Toothfairy came for a visit, you're pretty sure she stole somebody's teeth...too keep you quiet, she left you (X) eggs.
48. You find a basket of (x) flowers! Yay! ...upon closer inspection, you discover they are actually eggs.
49. You found a giant egg! When you touched it, it hatched X smaller eggs.
50. Where there's one egg, there's X eggs.
51. While pondering how to acquire more eggs, you arrive at an amazing solution! Photocopier! X eggs have already found their way into your pocket.
52. The X lines of code you've been workiing on have all turned into eggs. You have mixed feelings.
53. It's the new fitness craze! Slurping down (x) eggs all at once, no cooking!
54. You wouldn't download a car (can't print those yet), but these XX eggs download quite nicely.
55. Eggs are popping up all over! Like daisies! You get XX.
56. Squirrels are buring eggs for winter. You've already found (X) of them.
57. What's that huge portal for? Oh, of course! More eggs! (x) eggs acquired!
58. You discover a hidden cache of (x) eggs behind a stop sign. You wonder how no one saw that.
59. Looks like somebody really egged the bed this time. There's (X) of 'em.
60. You see Coda getting pelted with eggs. You grab (x) of them before running away.
61. (x) eggs are arranged between two groups of tiny, egg-shaped people, all arguing over whether the little or big end is better. You solve the debate by keeping the eggs.
62. One a penny, two a penny, too many eggs! (x) to be precise.
63. You produce a movie between posts. The critics clearly love it, because they rate it as (x) eggs!
64. It was tough, choosing between the water bill and buying (x) more eggs...but you think you made the right decision.
65. (X) fresh eggs. That'll put some egg on your chest.

oh wow, i've gotten lots of fun texts already!

and this one:

'My god. It's full of stars! ...Wait, those aren't stars! X eggs!'

*cackles* Nice. I have a feeling this topic'll be pretty active.

"You come upon a tower. It is built entirely of eggs. Naturally, you remove one from the bottom. Nothing happens...then it all comes crashing down! You salvage (x) of them."

i just got that one on a previous post, Tam!

and just got this one: 'Freshly baked eggs from grandma! X of them!
Thanks for posting!'

and this one~ 'My goodness, there's an egg between your legs! We have no idea how it got there...nor the X others there!'

'An egg landed on your head! So did X more!'

"You find a ball pit and jump right in! It was actually eggs! (x) end up in your pocket."

XD

I'll have to make sure I keep up with this thread... lol

"Thanks for posting" would be from the background item you got, separate from the egg messages. :)

There are currently... 32 messages. There will almost certainly be more before the end.

...Challenge accepted, Toho. >3

ah, yes you're right, it was from that. oopsie. XD

This one's kinda icky.

"You found some brightly colored bunny poop. You sniff it and realize it's actually an egg! There are (X) more poops to check."

"It's time for a bedtime story! Once upon a time, there were (x) eggs, and..."

"Enough is enough! I've HAD IT with these monkey-fighting eggs on this Monday to Friday post!"

Got 'em, Tam. :3

"You try to read the hilarious egg joke you got for posting, but you realize your eyes have turned into eggs."

"Did somebody fart? No, wait. It's just more eggs."

Good grief, Galla.

"When a mommy post and a daddy post love each other very much, you get X eggs!"

Don't know if you got that one yet :3

Edit: Or this one "Winter is coming: Better stock up on eggs, at least X."

No, I hadn't. *adds to the list*

How eggies are made is mine. :P

"It's like Mardi Gras, but instead of beads, they're throwing (x) eggs!"

At this rate, we're gonna have all the current ones before I go to bed.

ETA: Coda and Galla are both icky. lol

>3 Should be interesting.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty...knew better than to fall off, and throws *beep* eggs at you for doubting his balance!"

"While cleaning out your closet, you found X eggs. They're dusty, but probably fine..."

This is fun.

I'm tempted, after this event is over, to save the second post here, for a good laugh.

"Egg scientists have released a study showing that (x) egg scientists outperform regular scientists!"

yes, but for list purposes, keep it to X, (x) or (X), please. makes it easier on my derp brain.

Okay. No making Denscrambles.

'Specially since I do a pretty good job of that on my own! XD

ETA: Hey, Coda or Galla, can we mayhaps get this topic stickied? :3

"Which came first, (x) chickens, or (x) eggs?"

"Where there's one egg, there's (x) eggs."

Got it, Tam :3

Buahahaha!

...And I forgot what else I was going to say.

Don't see this one:

"Always remember to spay or neuter your eggs...they reproduce at a rate of X per post!"

Yay! Thank you! *goes to post another quote*