Creative Cursing [M for obvious reasons]
 

May your efforts be futile and your fruits taste of ash, ye who breaketh these

RULES

1) Follow the standard rules of Trisphee.
2) Do not, I repeat, do not try to harass here. This is meant for pure fun.

Game Rules:
3)Try to out-curse the poster above you.
4)Do not resort to simple cursing - embellish it with foreign words and descriptions.
5)Have fun.

Thou damned souls who so lay here, they may feast only on the bones of the wolves of the End, as carrion-birds.
Black List

The most memorable of swine shell feast on the gruel of the snail here. Memorable Curses

And...Open.
Come at me, you planks of wood. Your sturdy legs shall fall to my ax, for you move like sap, so slow and easy to take. And I shall take you, and every one of you will be a footstool for me to rest on, worthy only of my stinky feet!

False, that was "May Abaddon turn your piss pure fire."

Probably one of the most offensive, yet clean things I've heard.

Aiigh. I have so many issues with that one, ahaha...

"May you fall prey to a hundred carrion crows."

...comment removed due to being cliche but true...

"Your have spine of a worm."

Heheh, it is a pretty nasty curse, I feel kind bad for knowing it...

"I would sell you to Satan for one corn chip."

Yeah...I don't want to comment on that one...

"Let any child of mine suffer, so my brother's children be okay."

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch hairs and your arms be too short to scratch.

O.O spoopy....
May you commit such wrongs as to be shunned by all you care for.

"I should like to write you the kind of words that burn the paper they are written on..." - Dorothy L. Sayers

Depending on the situation, it can be a curse...

Thou art rotting fruit on the top of an ant hill!

"May you rust on the scrap heap for all eternity"

Ha made that up but try to guess what show/movie I got some of the words from?

Cars, Wall-E, or something similar.

"That you still breathe is a continuing insult to the universe."

Transformers but close

"I have a place on my Dissection table with your name on it"

Gah I hate it when I run out of creative things to say

Ahh...

"For your cruelty to others, may you never achieve peace, and may you live in a realm eternally alone with naught but a silent active fear to pervade your afterlife. May the pain of death linger until it consumes you. May you never be forgiven."

Me, when I am really pissed off at the instigator of a tragedy. (Sachiko, Iago, etc.)

"May you never find rest in the verdant fields before the Rainbow Bridge Itago!"

My character Kirana cursing the tyrant leader of a rival pack

The great heavens will sigh at the passing of a pitiful, distasteful roach such as thee.

"I hope the tree that makes your oxygen will go on strike, or be cut down."

"You hold less worth in the river of life than a grain of sand."
...I'd like to think Gwion is coming up with these lines in his spare time...

If you were a carrot, not even a guinea pig would eat you.

This thread is quite theraputic right now, I'm very upset about a situation.

My, you're a wonderfully odious old toad whose attitude is akin to the stench of a skunk thrice bathed in its own fluids.

That is very much the idea. That and good practice for writing people who curse eloquently. :D

You have a face that only a mosquito could love, the body that even a vulture might save his appetite from, and a mind that could shatter the perception that actual activity is needed to differentiate between the living and brain dead vegetables. You are known by all and cherished by none. Your passing from this world will improve the gene pool simply by the rule of averages, and you are the physical evidence that allowed Roe vs. Wade to pass. Your existence is proof that Old Testament God wishes to still punish humanity, and every word you speak makes my mind envy the fate of Leon Trotsky. You have all of the uselessness of a crash test dummy, and even less so because in their exit from this world they help humanity. You prove that evolution is no longer required for our survival, and we have begun the genetic backsliding towards the inevitable brainless globs of flesh we are destined to be.

Yeah, that was fun.

May you never drink from the same well twice, eat at the same table twice, or sleep in the same bed twice for the rest of your days.


Heheh, this might be good practice for story stuff later on...

"What the cubic /fuck/ is that?!"

-Me, frequently, recently.

"You forget, you owe your wretched little existence to me. If you, little cowardly rat you are, were ever to betray me, I would find every puking child you've ever told your rotten stories to, and grant them the swift mercy of the blade. Then, I'll feed the worms your eyes, the spiders your tongue, and the snake your digits. Fool of a shapeshifter! You. Are. Mine."

Goliath to Gwion

"You are so much of a low life that even the gods have given up on u and left u to rote in your own filth." hows that?

Bacon skinned sard, is that creative?

By all the blastignatious roots of Tamerlane, I'll have you skinned and your extremities pulled for this treachery!

Upon you, I wish the curse of a thousand voices. May your ears bleed, your eyes explode and your body succumb to the filth of your mind.