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Give a Question to an Answer
Instead of asking someone a question and expecting an answer, you provide the answer and the next person must give a question. Rules: Once someone gives an answer, please offer an answer for the next person posting. Either separate or mark so that people do not confused questions as answers and vice versa. Example: Quote:
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A: Cup of coffee. |
Q:: What's the first beverage caffeine-addicts take in in the morning?
=== A:: A mouse pad. |
Q: Where do bachelor mice take their dates?
=== A: Empty plate |
Q: What happened when your younger siblings "get a taste" of your dinner plate?
=== A: Monkey |
Q: What swings from tree to tree and flies in the Wizard of OZ?
=== A: Box of tissues |
Q:: A broken hearted person's bestfriend?
++++ A:: Garlic Bread |
Q:: Whats the best part of spaghetti night at mom's house?
++++ A:: bells chimming. |
Q: What's the sound when criminals walk in your house through the front door?
~~**~~ A: Customers aren't always right |
Q: What is the most true but least known fact in the entire universe?
__________________________________ A: A Rhinestone Cowboy |
Q: Who makes the best interior decorators?
A: Your face. |
Q: What should be a category on Jeopardy?
A: Waldo |
Q: Who fills in for Carmen Sandiego when she is out sick?
A: Apply directly to the forehead. |
Q: What do you do with a Nail Gun on Dead Space 2?
A: Ghost Busters! |
Q: Your biggest childhood regret?
A: Nananananananana |
Q: How does the theme to Daria go?
A: Fish |
Q: What do you do when you self depreciate in an attempt to get others to comment positively on your looks, skills or interests?
A: A wizard did it. |
Q: Why am I sick?
A: 10 aurum. |
Q: How much would I have to pay you for that rainbow background item?
A: Clown shoes and a tow truck. |
Q: What are two things I never have any intention of owning?
A: Five hundred twenty-five thousand, six hundred (525,600) |
Q: How many runes will you give me? XD
A: Nine |
Q: What you THINK the german girl is rating you as you pass by. Not my joke, but it applies.
A: Let it simmer for 20 minutes. |
Q: What do you do with boiling rice?
A: Gourd |
Q: Shall we follow the Gourd, or do as Brian does and remove our left shoe?
A: A duck. |
Q: Where do you think we are, in some Monty Python skit?
A: Walrus |
Q: What has the biggest teeth?
A: Stickers |
Q. How could I get the news to be quiet?
A. Humerous |
Q: What bone have you broken?
A: Elderberries. |
Q: What can I use here to make tea?
A: pudding |
Q: What do British people call "dessert"?
A: A garden hose. |
Q. What's the best place to get a drink of water in the summer?
A. Potatoes. |
Q: What's "taters"?
A: The pink ones. |
Q: Which Starburst candy tastes the best?
A: a microwave dinner. |
Q: What is one type of meal that you can recycle the packaging from?
A: Fish fingers and custard. |
Q: What am I looking at?
A: Nancy Grace |
Q: Who was Tristan MacManus' partner in season 13 of Dancing With the Stars?
A: This sandbox indie game, originally created by Swedish programmer Markus "Notch" Persson, was later developed and published by Mojang. |
Q: What is Minecraft (I cheated) :3
A: A website used for social networking created by a college student in his dorm |
Q: What is Myspace? (Or Facebook, I honestly don't know which. XD)
A: A one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people-eater. |
Q: What is the subject of a very catchy song where the being wheres short shorts
A: Scotland |
Q: Where was the Stone of Scone, which was used to crown Kings?
A: Water Horse |
Quote:
Q: What is the freshwater variant of a sea horse? A: A cat who injured two of his legs around mid day but is feeling well enough in the evening to use one of them, giving him three usable legs. |
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