Banned for skinny-shaming

banned for having a single monochrome item.

Banned for having lotsa monochrome items?

Banned for spending so much time indoors!

Banned for having the cutest smol owl!!!

Banned for having the grown-up version of that owl.

Banned for wearing to many belts

Banned for scaring the bejeezus out of me

Banned because I am sorry D:

Banned because you have a 6 pack

Banned because the sunflowers are gone. My life is bereft.

Banned because sunflowers shouldn't be gone :(

Banned because the world has become a haze of paint fumes.

Banned for being hazy.

Banned for being creative without me.

Banned for confusing me.