Please, everyone calls me Dai. It's less of a mouth full.

You should get on that. Tell him to make you a sandwich. You need to keep that sexy figure going and all.

Dai it is then~

*Thumps a fist on the fridge door* Yes I should! I don't need to be sticking my head in this cold box, with my rear stuck out for just anyone to happen by it- he should be in the kitchen, barefoot, making me babi- I mean...cakes. Many many...cakes. > 3>

Mmm...b-a-b-y c-a-k-e-s...

*throws fist into air* Yeah! No one should be subjected to the sex appeal of you bent over!

I mean...wait...

We thank you, for this has been another segment in our clip show; "Nobody wants Duce" Our guest star, Dai~! Let's hear a round of applause for her stellar performance ladies and gents~! *Crowd cheers*


X'D

I meant it in all respect, as in... your sexiness of bending over would blow the minds of whoever witnesses it.

Think of the children! *recorded "awwwww" track plays*

Except for those with the super power to behold of the sexiness with only minor repercussions... like instantaneous blushing or stammering.

Mm...yes...yes...*Solemn and contemplative nod.* I do see your point...I suppose it would be much like facing Medusa...look only through a mirror, and never in the eyes, or else- *Snaps* Stuck like stone~

lmao earned your freedom

HEY SON
You don't pay me near enough to do that, now ~ well you don't pay me at all but that's neither here nor there
you want a cook in the kitchen or an artist in the bedroom, pick n choose ~~

choco - I'm still working my way through the freebie thread from the last event...slowly... xD; slowly but surely. So I'll eventually come to yours...perhaps later in the year...? *chuckles*

although seriously, I am looking for runes...tho I don't have an available slot right now
and always cash
always >u>

Also only barefoot I'm gonna be is going to and from the bubble bath you better be running for me when I want one =3= *snap snap snap*

I need to learn how Dai so artfully weaves her words *rubs chin* that could get me out of trouble now and again....

I am a wordsmith... level 69. You shall learn in due time, young grasshopper...

*Snickers* It's so cute when you get all manly and firm. *nudges Rem on the shoulder* C'mon now, when was the last time I ACTUALLY did somethin' that mean to ya? Or actually treated you like a slave, huuuuhhh~~? *Gives his most charming smile.* I even apologize when I think I've teased you too hard~ *Big innocent eyes.* Don'cha think you're bein' just a liiiiittle mean~ Hmmm~? *Pout of uber sucessfulness*

i only have twenty and no cash, my car finally got put down today so me getting to work comes before anything else though if i could bribe you with items to jump me in like i so would

choco - oh man I know how that goes - I'm sorry to hear that, car troubles are so stressful. But yeah! I will let you know right away soon as I have a slot free.
Idk if you go on Gaia or you've got any gold over there too, I'm holding an auction there for a couple piece for valentine's day -- just another option, y'know? Let me know if you want the link.

i only have items ther XD besides i cant do a million-gold auction hahahaha

*rolls back in*

What up, Remmy?

Morning Rem. *yawns and stretches*

*romps back in*

Yay, stripper buddies!