If you guys pay me I could freelance an item.
But I would need to be paid and I would need the colors. : p

That's actually pretty concerning.

In other news, it's been 3 months now so perhaps now everyone can finally realize the apocalypse has came and went. We are the ones that we're left behind, we must prepare for war against evil mutant zombie flowers and because they are polluting the air with cheetos dust! D:

Well, time to form in to primitive tribes and roam the wastelands that used to be the forums and engage in exciting vehicular combat.

WHAT IS THIS FALLOUT?

No. We must breed with wild animals so we can have half human half animal babies so that way we can better adapt to the wild and grow more powerful as we take down evil cheeto flower demons!

o3o doesn't trisphee already have a race of those half human - half animal like things..?

They do but they must continue breeding.

Until my great great great great great grandchild is part White Tiger, Shark, Vulture, Panda, Human, and Squirrel.

-dk is part cat and fox- o3o illu being silly

Wait...we have to immediately jump to mating with animals? I feel, erm...I feel that maybe we missed a few steps here. Or I missed a memo. =/

Well of course there was a maybe 1 or 2 thousand steps skipped, but you cannot deny the importance of this step here!

I'm not sure what to say to this. O n o
I feel like we're dangerously close to someone saying something
about matting with ponies.

i'm sure ponies were included o-o,

-uncomfortably prods the impending topic of bestiality with a yardstick-

Tell it to flee. Tell it to flee far far away. Run.

Ya see kids, this is what happens when we have a lack of items. Animals and ponies get hurt. If we can get some new items to keep Illusion away from the animals and ponies, that would be great.

Please. Won't some artist think of the poor ponies?

Come on, guys. There's like....5 of us in this thread. That's more than enough to repopulate without resorting to animals. :|

ouo lucid can be my mate then ^-^

But we need dat animal DNA though for survival of the Trisphee race.

Excluding me, so four.

Well I'm not helping repopulate, I'm just encouraging you guys to repopulate on my behalf.

Virginity gives me super powers.

DK doesn't like nor want kids so like.. yea o3o count me out

I uh, wasn't counting myself. Sex is yucky. :P Have fun, yo.

Nope I took people's eggs and sperm when you guys weren't looking, don't ask how.

I'm breeding now.

Who wants lizard-tiger-lucid-puppies to raise?

A lone interstellar traveler shuffles towards the crumbling ruins, the wind moaning eerily through cracks and over cavities in the alabaster walls. From the layer of brown dust settled thickly over every once-exposed surface, it is obvious that, whatever creatures may have once inhabited the sanctuary, they are long gone, their very bones disintegrated into the ubiquitous powder.

Littered on the ground some distance away are glass shards. Non-biodegradable, the traveler thinks. Nearby, tucked away in an alcove, is a stack of plastic sheets layered between decomposing leaves of some sort of organic material. The markings on the white leaves are illegible, faded in some places and completely moth-eaten in others, but seem to at one time have constituted charts and diagrams. Knotted circuitry and metal plates lay scattered throughout the niche, apparently part of some complex machinery in bygone times.

Further into the dilapidated building, the traveler cautiously inches past rotten pallets, some coated thicker than others with the dust, finally reaching a collapsed doorway, blocked off by barbed wire and a jumble of wooden planks.

Of particular interest is a decrepit sign, battered and orange with rust, hanging across the opening from two lengths of equally oxidized chain. Its contents seem hastily painted, drops of red splattered across the metal background, and is comprised of only two words.

"WARNING: ASEXUALS"

you can have a mate and not need smex and kids ono

illusion: isn't that more of gene splicing at this point? x'D

Quite you, I am commencing the baby making process! I already have a bunch of illusions on the clock running the machinery.

*Holding a gelatin with a weird human/creature hybrid inside*
I think I'll name you.... Demonskid2..

OnO Nuu! its DK 5.0! If its from me its DK 5.0!

*Pops in*
...I think I'll utilize the Tolkien approach...I'll write/sing things into existence...
*Pops out*

*Splices Awen's eggs with a Cuddlefish, Zebroid, and a Alaskan penguin*

You now have 12 kids, each named.

AW
WE
WEN
WES
AWES
WANS
EWANS
SEWAN
SEN
SENA
SWENA
and Little A (pfft. The A is for Awesome.)

I do about as well with small things about as well as toasters do in bathtubs.

And not to mention the lack of consent that would have all tumblrinas in flames, my my!

Ah, Well I'm gay so...good luck with the lady part pounding.
; u ;

*Continues making little monsters*
TRISPHEE WILL SURVIVE! WE WILL JUST MAKE OUR OWN USERS!

/retching noises/

Ooookaay.

I think I can speak for everyone here when I say that this has gone on long enough amd maybe just a little too far. Or a lot too far. Or maybe should never have started.

Check please!

That will be 2.4 billion dollars for your share of all the cloning. Can't pay for it? No worries you're here for life paying for it all!

....and this is my evil plan to keep users at Trisphee. FOR LIFE.