Banned for having a huge clover

Banned because that's a battle ax.

Banned for trying to trick me!

Banned for being dupable.

Banned for holding the head of a bunny

Banned because you're next.

Banned for threatening me T^T

Banned for being afraid to hold a bunny purse.

Banned for wanting me to hold a decapitated bunny

Banned for not being supportive of the bodily challenged.

Banned for having dotted eyebrows

Banned for bringing pets inside the building.

Banned for not allowing pets in the building!

Banned for insubordination!

Banned for not feeding me, which leads to hangry insubordination.

Banned for being hungry. lol

Banned because THRRPT!

Banned because you stepped on your horse's back twic3! with purple paint!

Banned for hanging in the sewers

Banned for rainbows, and dogs with too many heads.

Banned for hitting everything within 5 feet every time you turn around to see stuff behind you.

Banned for eh?

(I thought of your dangly long arms accidentally whipping around, and smacking people in the face like a ponytail. But it's longer than a ponytail, so I guessed 5 feet.)

Banned for Canadian-speak.

Banned for thinking we Canadians say eh. XD

Banned for eating turkey even though Canadian thanksgiving is over!

Banned because I eat turkey (sausage) nearly every day.

Banned for not holding a turkey dish.

Banned for being a turkey.

BAnned because I have been gone for so long

Banned for being gone

Banned because I've been so periodic I didn't notice. 0_0

Banned for living in a purple land

Banned for living in a world that does not exist but blends with the site.

Banned for endless twilight. XD

Banned because do I really need a reason?

banned for laziness

Banned for blueness.

Banned because you're not blue. lol

Banned because that nap gave me a headache and now its 10pm

Banned because your eye's on top of your hair.