This Haiku contest
Has turned into Haiku chat
Hard to find entries

:P

perhaps entries by PM?
(is not speaking in haiku)
Or am I really?
...

Are they all entries?
I will enter as I go
Because it's my speak.

This confuses me!
I do not know what to write.
Knotted maze of thoughts!


Tis a silly thread.
What do we do about it?
Blame the Funkduder!

Really. I'm resisting the urge to facepalm at this. But I've been known the speak in Shakespearian/pentameter. Which would...actually...be perfect for this event.

(c-c-c-combo breaker!)

Iambic pentameter yeah?

Unless of course, one was a commoner or a fool. Then regular prose works well enough. ;)

-headdesk- Actually, irl, that was a head-computer.

Somehow it just comes naturally to me,
And Espy plays the fool too many times~

Natural enough that not everyone tends to notice, or so I've seen. It does explain the funny gaps in the writng though.

Speaking of which, I hate it when people try to force syllables into haikus, or pentameter. It just sounds so darn wrong >.<

Yeah. I try to follow the natural lilt of words when I can. This does mean I tend to write a fair bit of free verse rather than formed poetry. I can lose patience with a sonnet and try and cram a word in to finish it.

Sonnets are just two lines too long for me, because I suck at ending stuff.

Indeed, the attempt
is trite when not naturally
spoken out to them

Also you, espy.
You look absolutely...nice,
a good change for you

My usual colors.
Turns out I was not as tired
as I thought I was.

(I got tired of red for a while, explaining the purple avi some time ago.)

A red or purple?
I do not care of color.
You still look stunning.

-blushes- Why thank you >.<

You are welcome