SparX -- Pfft. I am not wearing "too many belts". I've only got three!

Banned for having a flying wingless cat.

Banned for censoring Ophelia.

Banned for unicat breeding

banned for wearing shoes around cats.

Banned for using fire in a grassy field.

Banned for moldy floorboards.

Banned for having so many animals on carpeted floor

Banned for having too many arms

Banned for banning my arms! I was born like this! r00d.

Banned for calling two animals so many.

Banned because stuffed animals total also count as animals.

Banned for having too many arms and not enough legs :P

Banned because there are still four limbs besides the wings.

Banned for having two derpies

Banned for trying to limit Weird in the number of dolls she can snuggle.

Banned for walking barefoot in a slime's trail

Banned for holding a derg by its tail, poor thing.

Banned for being right about how cruel it is to hold dergs by their tail.

Banned for calling me cruel!!

Banned for looking like you're making dragon soup.

Banned for having half a road

Banned because that's all the road.

Banned because it ends so abruptly

Banned for ... *pauses and looks at the calender*

Banned because it is thursday now

Banned for nearly making me hurk.

Banned for being bald

Banned because I am NOT bald. And neither is weird.

Banned because I'm nearsighted xD

Banned because wear your glasses! lol

Banned for wearing a long skirt

Banned because I just hugged a Sephy.

Banned for hugging friends

Banned because I SHALL HUG.

Banned for insisting on ban reason

Banned Because.

Banned because looking at Sparx's avatar about made me emulate it.